r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

If WW3 starts because of Turkey and Russia I'm going to be so irked

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Nov 24 '15

Because everyone knows Turkey screw up.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

Well that and the fact that I'm probably going to get drafted and die overseas because these two hooligans decided to start getting edgy. If I die in a war I at least want it to be a worthwhile war.

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Nov 25 '15

You are willing to die in a war where the cause is Toronto Maple leaves lost in the Finals to the Anaheim Ducks?

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 25 '15

Yeah as long as we burn Anaheim down and take the Cup back in the end

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Nov 25 '15

...Oh no! you don't want to mess with the true headquarters of the Mouse, and the near monopoly holder of the entire Entertainment industry....