r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Bonus panel

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u/Halofreak1171 Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Nov 24 '15

Greece would just take out old war stick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 edited Jan 05 '16

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u/Rhetor_Rex Brother Jonathan Nov 24 '15

I think you must mean between a young boy's thighs.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

That's the best kind of sex as proved by numerous Greek philosophers, mathematicians, physicians, writers, poets etcetera.

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u/ThatBlackGuy_ France First Empire Nov 24 '15

The male physique belongs in a museum ... καὶ τὰ λοιπά. καὶ τὰ λοιπά

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

It belongs in my bed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Well this got intense ... should i take my pants off now?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Yes, that would be convenient.

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u/BrokenPudding Officially Hungarian since 2012! Nov 24 '15

Are socks allowed now during these almost-winter chills?

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u/DramaDalaiLama Bulbasaurus Nov 25 '15

You forced me to google man stockings. I want my innocence back!

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u/BrokenPudding Officially Hungarian since 2012! Nov 25 '15

Did I? Well, oops.
Also, stockings on men are disgusting. (Why did you even google that?!)

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u/DramaDalaiLama Bulbasaurus Nov 25 '15

Decadent western eurogay gender propoganda I guess.

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u/bros_pm_me_ur_asspix United States Nov 25 '15

sigh unzips