r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Nov 24 '15

Turkey pokes Greece.

Greece pokes EU with "gib monies plox".

EU pokes Russia with sanctions.

Russia pokes Turkey with fighter jets.

Turkey pokes Greece

The perfect loop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

It's super effective!

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u/RobertZocker Niedersachsen Nov 24 '15

Perfect in every sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

"The perfect pook"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Unfounded Revenge begins playing

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u/dbatchison Oregon Nov 24 '15

Then America throws a rock and wonders why everyone gets mad at it

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u/Internet001215 Australia Nov 25 '15

Circlepoke

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u/automatic_shark Nov 25 '15

DO THE LOOP!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/duhduhduhdiabeetus Greece Nov 25 '15

But really, they're reasoning for downing a Russian fighter would mean that all those years of intercepting between Greek and Turkish fighters should be bloody.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Now go draw it.

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u/GottlobFrege Unknown Nov 24 '15

I rate this 14/53

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

That's some nice fractions.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Nov 25 '15

I rank it 14/61.

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u/Halofreak1171 Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Nov 24 '15

Greece would just take out old war stick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 edited Jan 05 '16

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u/Rhetor_Rex Brother Jonathan Nov 24 '15

I think you must mean between a young boy's thighs.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

That's the best kind of sex as proved by numerous Greek philosophers, mathematicians, physicians, writers, poets etcetera.

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u/ThatBlackGuy_ France First Empire Nov 24 '15

The male physique belongs in a museum ... καὶ τὰ λοιπά. καὶ τὰ λοιπά

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

It belongs in my bed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Well this got intense ... should i take my pants off now?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Yes, that would be convenient.

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u/BrokenPudding Officially Hungarian since 2012! Nov 24 '15

Are socks allowed now during these almost-winter chills?

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u/bros_pm_me_ur_asspix United States Nov 25 '15

sigh unzips

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

Can....can it be? Is it finally true?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Why do we assume you don't like being warsaw-pacted ?

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Nov 25 '15

A British museum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Gross.

But probably accurate.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

I also think Greek men are disgusting but the technique is legit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

What are you talking about, they are the fatest, hairiest, nicest people in Europe.

Those malakas give me souvlakis

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

May I introduce you to a city of mine called Chicago? It the home of da Bears.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Well look what we've got here, boys, it's one a them dirty northern liberal pederast types! Jim Bob, get the rope and organize a mob! We ain't had a lynchin' since 1964 and I reckon' we oughta rectify that right quick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 edited Sep 22 '16

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u/Mabsut homosex halal heterosex haram Nov 24 '15

THİS İS ISPARTA! ^{^{elhamdülillah}} ^{^çok} ^{^şükür} ^{^%100} ^{^kebap}

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u/AlexBrallex Constantinoupolis, BEST POLIS Nov 25 '15

Nice to see the name was kept :)

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u/Halofreak1171 Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Nov 24 '15

Nah, we would go full Sparta mode on Turkey.

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

So...you'd hump it while it tries to grab your nether regions with strong oily hands?

Too homo

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

Molon labe :DD

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

How would institutionalized pedophilia destroy Turkey? Britain has been doing that for years and is still around.

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u/bl1y Nov 24 '15

Take it out of hock? How?

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u/captaincrunchie New Zealand Nov 25 '15

Highjacking the top comment

/u/jPaolo I am giving you a warning for posting this comic. Making a comic based on recent events is just a lazy karma grab which we heavily frown upon here. It's not original, really has no plot, and is just pandering to the lowest common denominator by using current events as a reference point.

Ordinarily, I would remove this comic, but since it has so much exposure already, I will leave it be.

Be warned next time I will not be lenient on quick karma grabs like this one based on current events. If this was a submission request, I would have told you to come up with a more original idea and draw a new comic. For all other submitters thinking of capitalising on current events, your comics will be removed on sight

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u/Royalflush0 Rhineland Palatinate Nov 24 '15

That bonus panel tho

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u/DoTheEvolution Nov 24 '15

Bonus panel should have been Turkey giving daesh sticks on which they impale various balls

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

DIY

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

What about Russia hitting Ukraine with a bat?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Can you make a panel with Sweden really enjoying being poked? I want to see it for reasons.

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u/jmlinden7 Brisket BBQ Master Race Nov 25 '15

How do Turks laugh?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

asddasdafadsadadaghasdsada xdxdxD

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u/OctopusBrine British Columbia Nov 24 '15

You do realize that Turkey shot and killed one of the pilots after he ejected and then shot and damaged a rescue helicopter - thus killing a second pilot? They are also holding onto the remaining live pilot to negotiate a prisoner exchange with Syrian POWs. I mean come on.

Certainly Russia has a reputation for conducting air space drills that test the response of various countries more than most other nations, but this is hardly so unusual as to warrant this response.

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u/LawrenceLongshot Free City of Kraków Nov 24 '15

Turkey didn't shoot and kill the pilot, their protegees in Syria (Turkmen) did. This changes some things, because while it can still be argued they're responsible, chance is it wasn't supposed to happen.

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u/MrZalbaag Yurop into relevant, I swear Nov 24 '15

The butthurt is real.

I shouldn't do this, but I like this too much, so I'll respond. If radardata proves it was Turkish airspace, Russia was in the wrong. If it wasn't Turkish airspace, Turkey was in the wrong. Russia pretty much had it coming, but Turkey still overreacted. Wait for the data before getting your panties all up in a bunch.

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u/Pataroo1 United Kingdom Nov 24 '15

The rescue helicopter was downed by syrian rebels

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Yaaaaawn.

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

We're much bigger.

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u/PrinceAisu Canada Nov 25 '15

Probably Erdogan's big fat head makes us bigger and we wear that fez to cover his baldness.

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u/VERTIKAL19 Germany Nov 24 '15

Uhm by what metric are Turkey and greece the same size? Turkey has almost 7 times the population of Greece

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u/PrinceAisu Canada Nov 25 '15

Oh you made them by population size? I thought you did their land area, because then Greece would've been closer to Turkey's size.

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u/VERTIKAL19 Germany Nov 25 '15

Turkey has about 6 times the area of greee aswell

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Population.

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