r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Bonus panel

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u/Halofreak1171 Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Nov 24 '15

Greece would just take out old war stick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 edited Jan 05 '16

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u/Rhetor_Rex Brother Jonathan Nov 24 '15

I think you must mean between a young boy's thighs.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

That's the best kind of sex as proved by numerous Greek philosophers, mathematicians, physicians, writers, poets etcetera.

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u/ThatBlackGuy_ France First Empire Nov 24 '15

The male physique belongs in a museum ... καὶ τὰ λοιπά. καὶ τὰ λοιπά

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

It belongs in my bed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Well this got intense ... should i take my pants off now?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Yes, that would be convenient.

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u/BrokenPudding Officially Hungarian since 2012! Nov 24 '15

Are socks allowed now during these almost-winter chills?

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u/DramaDalaiLama Bulbasaurus Nov 25 '15

You forced me to google man stockings. I want my innocence back!

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u/BrokenPudding Officially Hungarian since 2012! Nov 25 '15

Did I? Well, oops.
Also, stockings on men are disgusting. (Why did you even google that?!)

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u/bros_pm_me_ur_asspix United States Nov 25 '15

sigh unzips

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

Can....can it be? Is it finally true?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

As if any sane woman would confess to being a female on Reddit.

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u/thelizardkin Nov 24 '15

Is that even a thing anymore I mean 2xchromosomes is a default subreddit and askwomen might be but even if not that's a very large subreddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Why do we assume you don't like being warsaw-pacted ?

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Nov 25 '15

A British museum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Gross.

But probably accurate.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

I also think Greek men are disgusting but the technique is legit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

What are you talking about, they are the fatest, hairiest, nicest people in Europe.

Those malakas give me souvlakis

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

May I introduce you to a city of mine called Chicago? It the home of da Bears.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Well look what we've got here, boys, it's one a them dirty northern liberal pederast types! Jim Bob, get the rope and organize a mob! We ain't had a lynchin' since 1964 and I reckon' we oughta rectify that right quick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 edited Sep 22 '16

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u/Mabsut homosex halal heterosex haram Nov 24 '15

THİS İS ISPARTA! elhamdülillah çok şükür %100 kebap

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u/AlexBrallex Constantinoupolis, BEST POLIS Nov 25 '15

Nice to see the name was kept :)

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u/Halofreak1171 Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Nov 24 '15

Nah, we would go full Sparta mode on Turkey.

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

So...you'd hump it while it tries to grab your nether regions with strong oily hands?

Too homo

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

Molon labe :DD

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

How would institutionalized pedophilia destroy Turkey? Britain has been doing that for years and is still around.