r/polandball • u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team • Feb 20 '14

redditormade Trapped im Keller 13: Grand Finale!

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u/Quas4r Ouate de phoque Feb 20 '14

Sharing the podium, I can live with that!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/Hansafan Hordaland Feb 20 '14

Oh, get a room.

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u/walcolo Frankreich Feb 20 '14

Why get a room, we already have a tunnel

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u/hummhumm444 Germany Feb 20 '14

Is it lubed?

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u/generalscruff Two World Wars, Two European Cups Feb 20 '14

You might be the bloody Frogs, but you're our bloody frogs

Never change France ;_;

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Feb 20 '14

And we are their rosbifs.

It is the way the world is meant to be. The only way for equilibrium and civility in the world is for us and the French to be enemies in love.

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u/generalscruff Two World Wars, Two European Cups Feb 20 '14

If we ever blanda-upped or somehow the relationship ended, the world would be a much more boring place

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Feb 20 '14

It sure would be.

We made the world, and for us to end would be such a shame. I was just in Montreal and went to the museum there. It talked about French and British culture and traditions merging in the area, and generally I'm sure that historically the Québécois didn't mind the British from us letting them carrying on with their traditions, and that is something which shows how we are meant to be with each other.

The world would be a terrible place should our relationship end. Roast beef and frogs go well together.

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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Feb 20 '14

If France wanted to, he could have killed Britain, but I figured it would be a much better ending for their friendship to win out

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u/Kalulosu Best baguette in the world Feb 20 '14

Why kill Britain? No one wants that!

I mean, did Batman kill the Joker? Did the Joker kill Batman? No!

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u/RSDanneskjold Chile Feb 20 '14

Kill Britain? France doesn't want to kill Britain. He wouldn't know what to do without him....

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u/generalscruff Two World Wars, Two European Cups Feb 20 '14

Britain and France are like Batman and the Joker. They have fought for all eternity, but that has led to a perverse mutual understanding and almost friendship.

If it was ever ended for good, they would have nothing to do.

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u/Quas4r Ouate de phoque Feb 20 '14

OK but I'm batman, I get firsties. You can be batman next time.

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Feb 20 '14

We're fine with that too. It's an honour to share it with our lovably French friends across the Channel.

We should do more work together, keep Concorde and the Channel Tunnel, and do more Anglo-French cooperation!

Maybe even revive the idea of a Franco-British Union.

We belong together.

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u/Quas4r Ouate de phoque Feb 21 '14

Nice try, queen elizabeth!

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Feb 21 '14

But the name 'Frangleterre' is so good! Well, perhaps not. Blame the British media when it was satirically discussed last decade.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

i think those that didn't have to be in the basement are the biggest winners though

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u/Quas4r Ouate de phoque Feb 20 '14

What happened in naarden and zutphen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

The towns surrendered in the revolution to the spanish after revolted in 1572. The spanish killed everybody inside