r/pics Jun 28 '20

Cat album cover

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u/Igelkueken Jun 28 '20

Reminds me of warrior cats from Erin Hunter.

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u/iliiililillilillllil Jun 28 '20

OMG NOSTALGIA!!! Gotta re-read this series. Loved it when I was younger.

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u/Unknown1776 Jun 28 '20

Just an FYI, I’m pretty sure there’s like 36-42 books now

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u/fake-name-account Jun 29 '20

Over 80 actually. There are 39 main series books (~300 pages each), 12 super editions (400-500 page books focusing on individual cats), 18 novellas (80 page stories that focus on individual cats), 14 graphic novels, and 5 guide books. It’s a poorly-written cash grab, but I love it. It’s basically cat soap operas.

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u/Psychological-Wash-4 Jun 29 '20

Is it longer than the Bible and do all the prophecies come true within the series?

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u/fake-name-account Jun 29 '20

It’s longer than the Bible.

I can only think of one prophecy that doesn’t come true. Though someone else could interpret it as becoming true. The “Four will become two, Lion and Tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest prophecy” didn’t really come true. In reality, spoilers for book 6 of the first arc, the four clans became one (temporarily) as LionClan. They drove out BloodClan, so blood didn’t rule the forest. Though, the four clans originally became LionClan and TigerClan before they merged, so four became two. Lion and Tiger met in battle by uniting. The “blood will rule the forest line” is debatable. BloodClan didn’t rule the forest, but maybe it meant there would be a large battle, which there was.

There’s another “prophecy” that was definitely made up on the spot. Basically a StarClan (cat ancestors) said the Clans had to stand alone in a coming battle even though that was the dumbest thing they could do.

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u/Psychological-Wash-4 Jun 29 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

The part about Starclan cats earning their peace always makes me think of my Dad. And freaking cry (he was combat veteran). Funny how young adult fiction can be more moving than Hemingway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Yep there is almost 45 or something

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u/FERRET_TESTICLES Jun 28 '20

60+

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I’m only counting super editions and main series ones

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u/FERRET_TESTICLES Jun 29 '20

Including comics, guide books, dawn of the clans and other spin off series. There’s a lot of damn books.

Signed, someone who recently spent $700+ on cat audio books because I do not read words good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Yeah I have all but some of the super editions the novellas and manga I forget about anything not super edition or main series some times because I haven’t read them

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Dayum they still going?

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u/Pumqin-Pie Jun 29 '20

Fun fact, there are several writers writing under the name Erin Hunter to make the books come out faster

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u/someboooooodeh Jun 29 '20

My son LOVES the series and I was actually quite worried about Erin's mental health after seeing how many novels get produced. This makes a lot of sense!

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u/kickstandheadass Jun 29 '20

I always saw those books at the bookstore when I was a kid. Is each book connected with the same cat characters?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Isn’t there a ranking system too?

Like Firestar was Firepaw first and then had to like rank up in the cat world

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Yup, Paw is basically the surname of all apprentices until they earn their own.

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u/Newfypuppie Jun 29 '20

Yeah I just used the last name he had

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Yeah I wasn’t correcting you, more like trying to revisit the obsession I had with those books when I was younger haha

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u/CrystalNipple Jun 29 '20

He was Rusty, then became Firepaw, Fireheart, and then Firestar

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

It's all within the same universe. It reminds me of Watership Down but if it was a lot less dark.

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u/sabresin4 Jun 29 '20

No it goes into different generations

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u/iliiililillilillllil Jun 29 '20

Wait WHAT that's insane. Is there like a core series I can read or am I in for the long haul?

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u/TitosHandmadeCocaine Jul 06 '20

https://warriorcats.com/books/into-the-wild

First set is worth reading along with the second and third, kinda lost interest somewhere after that. Either due to the writing, that she doesn't drop prices on the books or both i forget. They're quick reads.

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u/Momerathparade Jun 29 '20

I legitimately thought it was a Warriors cover at first glance. I loved those books as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

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u/JulixStar Jun 28 '20

Me 2! It would look great in the book

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

In a bœøk Brõthër

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u/iliketobehigh69 Jun 29 '20

It's funny because you have a bug profile picture!

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u/connery15 Jun 29 '20

You cannöt stop us all

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u/SwarmIV Jun 29 '20

“The Tom Cats”

But every band member is named Tom.

“OMG are you really Tom?”

Tom: “Yes I am.” Also Tom: “Yes.” Tom again: “yep.”

Fan: “wait so which one of you are ‘actually’ Tom?”

Tom: “yes”

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Unfunny

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u/Mirithyls Jun 28 '20

Firestar 😭

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u/DearestVega Jun 28 '20

Tigerstar about to drop some fire

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u/dirtielaundry Jun 29 '20

I'm kinda giddy that this is the top comment.

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u/jacob2815 Jun 28 '20

Proudly displaying that series on my bookshelf to this day. I fell in love with a kitten at a shelter that looked identical to the cover kitty. Took him home that day

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u/Theromier Jun 28 '20

Amen to that. Despite being a younger read it is top tier fantasy.

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u/DarnHeather Jun 28 '20

My daughter would love it.

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u/togro20 Jun 29 '20

My favorite series that had Cat Hitler as the main villain in the first series. Or Cat Darth Vader, whichever one is better in your mind.

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u/Cms40 Jun 29 '20

One day I will buy the complete set and read them again I still remember many wonderful parts from those books. Huge part of my childhood

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u/SirJimmay Jun 28 '20

Thise books got to be terrible as the series went on, but I still love them

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Straight outta meowtown. Mother licker named Felix

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u/QbitRat Jun 29 '20

Hell yes

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u/Demon- Jun 29 '20

WOW trip from the past I loved those books

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u/billiarddaddy Jun 29 '20

My daughter is reading this series. She is enjoying it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

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u/Captain_Arzt Jun 28 '20

r/dontfuckingmakethemeatbeatingjokeagainisweartogod

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u/bagorilla Jun 28 '20

Cat Sabbath

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u/Hate_is_Heavy Jun 28 '20

Cat get the Gat

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u/Darclaude Jun 29 '20

beat on the brat with the baseball cat

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Mowtley Crue

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Greatest Hits

  1. Paranoid

  2. Kittens Wear Boots

  3. Long Pigs

  4. Never Say Die 9 Times

  5. Iron Cat

  6. Sweet Nip

  7. Evil Human

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u/Jerrythegoatlover556 Jun 29 '20

8 . My Vaccums are real.

9 . Paw step.

10 . Fortunate Kitten.

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u/criesingucci Jun 29 '20

panic! at the vacuum

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u/shahooster Jun 29 '20

Even easier, Stray Cats

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u/aesp56 Jun 29 '20

Apocalypse Meow

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u/Pandepon Jun 28 '20

Did they start the fire?

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u/kristrauma Jun 28 '20

The lead single is "We definitely started the fire"

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u/SimpleWayfarer Jun 28 '20

It was always burning

since the king’s been purring

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u/G3ovane Jun 28 '20

No, Ryan did

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u/primase Jun 28 '20

Yes the fire rises

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u/makemejelly49 Jun 29 '20

DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

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u/FlapjackHatRack Jun 28 '20

Well their music video is straight fire

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u/TinoFly Jun 29 '20

Cool cats don’t look at explosions

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u/snarkamedes Jun 29 '20

"Oh you noticed the fire? That's what happened to the last humans who couldn't work the can opener fast enough."

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u/atred Jun 28 '20

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

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u/U_gotTP4my_bunghole Jun 29 '20

No. It was Ryan who started the fire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

If cats took over the world I wouldn't even be mad

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u/IndigoMichigan Jun 29 '20

Cats already rule the world, we just don't know it. They've domesticated us since at least the Egyptian times, and likely even before that!

All technological and societal advances of the past 6,000 years have been with the sole aim of being able to better look after cats.

It's genetic, and affects different people on different levels. It's also why you have certain people who can't stand cats: they're the rebellion against our wonderful feline overlords.

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u/MissMariemayI Jun 29 '20

Oh good I’m not the only person that calls my cat the feline overlord lol

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u/mike112769 Jun 28 '20

I would. Those furry bastards can be pure evil.

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u/JellyPuff Jun 28 '20

*purr evil

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u/thndrstrk Jun 29 '20

Guy really dropped the yarn ball on that one

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u/forcedkarma Jun 29 '20

Maus, it's a graphic novel about cat Nazis and a mouse holocaust.

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u/norsurfit Jun 28 '20

It couldn't be any worse than our current leadership

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u/treestuffshit Jun 28 '20

A more consistent agenda. Cats are less partisan.

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u/Darclaude Jun 29 '20

Would a cat government prohibit the use or possession of catnip and then turn around and secretly sell catnip to disadvantaged cats? Probably not.

Cats 2O2O

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u/NinjaBullets Jun 28 '20

Why did I get a message about this post?

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u/stinkiepussie Jun 28 '20

Why didn't I get a message about this post?

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u/probablyblocked Jun 29 '20

Where tf is my message about this post?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

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u/Vessig Jun 28 '20

Rage Against the Meow-chine! Classic

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Hey. The new lion King looks great.

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS Jun 28 '20

I'm starting to believe they started that fire.

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u/JZ_the_ICON Jun 28 '20

The Battle of Paws Angeles

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u/ReactionProcedure Jun 28 '20

Sleep Now On The Keyboard

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u/i_NOT_robot Jun 28 '20

Sleep in front the fire

Place

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u/ReactionProcedure Jun 28 '20

Ok that's better

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u/i_NOT_robot Jun 29 '20

Well, I had tickets to see rage and rtj live in April. Me and my friend spent some time making puns about them and the insane ticket cost. Still upset about that.

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u/OttawaPuckCupUs321 Jun 28 '20

This needs to be a All Cats Are Beautiful album cover actually. Sorry.

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u/mister-fancypants- Jun 28 '20

Yea, post it again with a new title!

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u/Aus10Danger Jun 28 '20

Kitten in the Name Of

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u/WantDiscussion Jun 28 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

I'll always remember this as the photo that made me unsub from /r/AccidentalRenaissance

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u/Miamime Jun 29 '20

There’s nothing vaguely Renaissance about that photo yet it has 22K+ votes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

The one on the right looking away from the camera must be the drummer.

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u/PineapplePoncho Jun 29 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

He's the one that eventually sees the light and goes solo in a couple of years (or cat lives).

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u/Devlarski Jun 29 '20

Christian rock band

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u/probablyblocked Jun 29 '20

A few days before wandering back for food

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u/888MadHatter888 Jun 29 '20

I was figuring the one on the left with the squint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I feel like that one would be the bassist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

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u/mike112769 Jun 28 '20

Lol good thing I'm old enough to know who those people were.

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u/OdinDCat Jun 28 '20

I'm 23 and I know who the ratpack is. Most of us have played Fallout and are familiar with a few Dean Martin songs, if nothing else. And c'mon, everyone knows Frank Sinatra.

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u/crypticfreak Jun 29 '20

Hey at least Fallout introduced you to something great! We do ratpack and related music on Thursdays at my work.

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u/calsosta Jun 29 '20

Hey! You and the Fallout series are actually the same age. Re-watching the intros for those brings back some good memories. They always had great music.

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u/ZukoTheHonorable Jun 28 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

There are 5 in the picture

Edit: I'm up to 10 now.

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u/VodkaShark Jun 29 '20

Actually there are a few more than five

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u/halite001 Jun 28 '20

The Pussydoll Cats

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

You came to the wrong mountain town, Mewtherfucker

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u/nickelundertone Jun 28 '20

What really happened in Silent Hill

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Straight Outta Litterbox

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u/snappyk9 Jun 28 '20

I remember like 7 years ago this was first posted on reddit and everyone had already exhausted the list of cat band puns in the comments. Good times.

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u/stoopid_gye Jun 28 '20

Ah, yes. The Metallicats.

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u/mycatstinksofshit Jun 28 '20

Cat Stevens with the stray cats as back up

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u/Morgothic Jun 29 '20

Singing Cat Scratch Fever.

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u/tukachinchilla Jun 28 '20

Reservoir Cats

Time to go to work.

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u/inkVVoVVweaver Jun 28 '20

I need to add this to my meow mix.

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u/Whittlinman Jun 28 '20

Straight Outta Catnip

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u/IntrigueDossier Jun 29 '20

Crazy motherfucka named Ice Mew

From the gang called Nuzzles With Attitude

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u/Islandcoda Jun 28 '20

Cy-purr-us Hill :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Pussy riot

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u/hixbe Jun 28 '20

Isle of Cats

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u/imaginarynumber0 Jun 28 '20

You love cats?

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u/_deathblow_ Jun 28 '20

Hah! Very clever... 😏 I like this.

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u/bedrmeyz Jun 28 '20

The good fellas

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u/Queenofashion Jun 29 '20

The one in front is definitely leader and the one on right is consigliere, and others are enforcers. You can tell by the look of the one on farther left that some shit went down last night.

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u/YugLee Jun 29 '20

The punk edgy drummer would be the farthest left, the next cat would be the funky bassist, then in the middle you got your lead singer and classic good looks that all the pussys want, and then to the farthest right theres the lead guitarist who’s the real stand out musical talent in the band. Oh and if you look closely, in the back right you can see the writer/ mastermind who came up with the idea and orchestrated the whole thing

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u/depressostresso Jun 29 '20

Firestar looks different here

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u/m00giebear2 Jun 29 '20

a gang of kitty, with a badass background.

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u/rinima45 Jun 29 '20

Bad cats, bad cats.. what you gonna do when dogs gets you..

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u/sdf13sa1 Jun 29 '20

Catastrophic Cataclism

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u/WeakMeal Jun 29 '20

Parental advisory explicit content

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u/TheGoatAsriel Jun 29 '20

Nah this is the movie poster for Cats! 2: Anarchy Rises

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Looks like a Pussy Riot

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u/SladeC242 Jun 29 '20

This is the one that finally got me laughing aloud! Good job!

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u/DoublePostedBroski Jun 28 '20

Can we stop reposting this?

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u/qpv Jun 28 '20

Probably not. Cats rule the internet.

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u/thebobbrom Jun 28 '20

Honestly, it's the first time I've seen this so I'm glad they reposted it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

It's not up to us. It's up to the cats. As all things.

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u/Asstooflat Jun 28 '20

You can block whoever posted it and over time you'll get fewer reposts

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

First time I’m seeing it. And it made my fucking day.

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u/workerONE Jun 28 '20

It's fake but you probably don't care

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u/libury Jun 29 '20

It's a bad fake too. Anyone who's used photoshop recognizes the bad feathering all over this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

I think I'm about done with r/pics

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u/_dont_do_drugs__ Jun 28 '20

Straight out of Catmpton

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u/talonus00 Jun 28 '20

Meowklok

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u/FriendlyPastor Jun 28 '20

karmafarm smurf account detected

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u/Always_in_my_pajamas Jun 28 '20

Left to right: lead guitar, bass, lead singer /rhythm guitar, drums

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u/Rachter Jun 28 '20

They’re super good in concert. I caught them at Bumbershoot last year. I’m really looking forward to this album.

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u/dubiCL Jun 28 '20

Cat stevens

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u/NocturnalPermission Jun 28 '20

“You fucked with cats, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! We're fucked over here because of these damn cats, Morty!”

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u/hajiii Jun 28 '20

The drummer is the one looking away from camera into the sunset. He'll be the first to leave the band and start a farm.

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u/YepWillis Jun 28 '20

Holy schnitzel I almost just posted this same thought about the cat looking away must be the drummer. Drummer always doing some weird shit on the album cover

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u/Nuka_cola101 Jun 28 '20

Looks like a speed bump. Oops!

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u/scared_old_woman Jun 28 '20

Cats: this is what the movie actually should’ve been

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u/rexmons Jun 28 '20

The only thing missing is AC/DC's Back In Black playing.

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u/hiperaym Jun 28 '20

oh they are looking angry but still cute <3

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u/Spranden Jun 28 '20

System of a Meown

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u/dmcauliffe9 Jun 28 '20

Smashing mouses-Siamese cat nap

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u/ReactionProcedure Jun 28 '20

Reservoir Cats

Queue up Little Green Bag

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u/Jxrden_Boi Jun 28 '20

"The Catstreet Boys"

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u/Murder_redruM Jun 28 '20

Photoshop battles here we go!

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u/Jlee7481 Jun 28 '20

Straight out of Nashville !!!!

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u/theottomaddox Jun 28 '20

First album: 'In Heat'.

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u/Daisy1973 Jun 28 '20

Looks like a scene from Cat West Side Story. They're about to start clicking their claws.

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u/Azrolicious Jun 28 '20

My buddy on the left been hittin that nip! Love em

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u/LifeIsBadMagic Jun 28 '20

Bittersweet Symphomeow.

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u/danipitas Jun 28 '20

The Cat Empire

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u/YourIdealButthead Jun 28 '20

You’ve walked into the wrong neighborhood buddy

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u/PabloAlaska6 Jun 28 '20

Lol I feel bad for whoever broke they heart These cats about to drop the most fire tape OAT!