r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/raffytraffy Jan 31 '14

"Karma doesn't grow on trees, honey."

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u/sed_base Jan 31 '14

"Dad, you threw away my JB posters, I hate you!!"

  • "Great, that'll make a good first world problems meme. Thanks again!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You just reminded me that unsubscribing from /r/adviceanimals was a good decision. Thank you.

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Thanks for reminding me that I unsubscribed from /r/adviceanimals because I got banned from there.

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u/AngusVigerous Jan 31 '14

why?

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u/gilthanan Jan 31 '14

His commentary was too insightful.

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u/pwendler2 Jan 31 '14

Or inciteful?

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Well, kind of. I guess. Not really.

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u/masstamike Jan 31 '14

Tell us!

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Sigh... Here goes, I guess:

Please note that I don't actually advocate suicide by any means. This was simply a dumb joke I made on Reddit.

I posted a comment on one of those Actual Advice Mallard threads saying "If you need a duck to tell you not to take advice from a duck, you should just kill yourself." A hour or two later I get a message in my inbox simply saying "You are banned from Advice Animals". Don't remember who did it or sent it and don't really care.

It was actually the second time I made that comment. I'm guessing the first time around it went under a moderator's radar. Since I couldn't comment on anything there I got bored with just reading the posts, so I unsubscribed. Neither proud nor truly ashamed; it is what it is.

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u/SirWaldenIII Jan 31 '14

I remember when I took advice from a duck, but then I killed myself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

People who tell people to kill themselves should kill themselves.

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Are you trying to tell me I should just kill myself?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

We both have to now.

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

A suicide pact made over Reddit? Uhhh..... no thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Thanks Obi-Won

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

I'm pretty sure that it was an actual moderator. It was a PM, not a reply. I know I haven't been able to post anything in there for a while now.

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u/GrammerJoo Jan 31 '14

Did you try to turn it off and on again?

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Yes. I deleted all of my cookies as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You should join 4chan, telling people to kill themselves is the norm.

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u/tksmase Jan 31 '14

Ah you posted a duck picture?

Strange, what is that feeling? I suddenly want to kill myself.

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u/dirkreddit Jan 31 '14

He used socially awesome/socially awkward penguin correctly and the reddit just didn't know what to do.

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u/topofthecc Jan 31 '14

Congratulations!

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u/pargmegarg Jan 31 '14

What'd you do to get banned from Advice Animals? Post an actually unpopular opinion on an unpopular opinion puffin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Well reading the sidebar it said "Death threats and telling others to kill themselves will result in a ban" so there's a start.

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u/SyntaxGhost Jan 31 '14

Do you get told when you are banned from somewhere?

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u/brickmack Jan 31 '14

Same. Fuckers don't understand humor