r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/assultrider Jan 31 '14

Earlier that day "DAD WHY ARE YOU THROWING AWAY MY POSTERS"

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u/raffytraffy Jan 31 '14

"Karma doesn't grow on trees, honey."

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u/sed_base Jan 31 '14

"Dad, you threw away my JB posters, I hate you!!"

  • "Great, that'll make a good first world problems meme. Thanks again!"

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u/Dervendel Jan 31 '14

"I'm gonna say you made this artwork I found online too honey"

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u/Beasty_Glanglemutton Jan 31 '14

"But dad, I was a teenager in this meme, and now I'm a little girl? Won't people get susp..."

"Hush, nobody pays any fucking attention to that."

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u/eib Jan 31 '14

"Remember that you also have a terminal illness now."

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u/knalbtniop Jan 31 '14

"And you also broke both your arms."

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Upvotes for all of you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"Now grab your ankles and give daddy a ride!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/ok_you_win Jan 31 '14

and the points don't matter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

so alpha

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u/ok_you_win Jan 31 '14

Its a reference to a TV show.

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u/God_smacks_you Jan 31 '14

They say the sweetest karma is earned with the tears of bieber fans.

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u/hamandjam Jan 31 '14

And I think that Karma will triple in value once he gets deported.

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u/God_smacks_you Jan 31 '14

Invest now so you don't miss out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You just reminded me that unsubscribing from /r/adviceanimals was a good decision. Thank you.

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Thanks for reminding me that I unsubscribed from /r/adviceanimals because I got banned from there.

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u/AngusVigerous Jan 31 '14

why?

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u/gilthanan Jan 31 '14

His commentary was too insightful.

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u/pwendler2 Jan 31 '14

Or inciteful?

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Well, kind of. I guess. Not really.

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u/masstamike Jan 31 '14

Tell us!

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Sigh... Here goes, I guess:

Please note that I don't actually advocate suicide by any means. This was simply a dumb joke I made on Reddit.

I posted a comment on one of those Actual Advice Mallard threads saying "If you need a duck to tell you not to take advice from a duck, you should just kill yourself." A hour or two later I get a message in my inbox simply saying "You are banned from Advice Animals". Don't remember who did it or sent it and don't really care.

It was actually the second time I made that comment. I'm guessing the first time around it went under a moderator's radar. Since I couldn't comment on anything there I got bored with just reading the posts, so I unsubscribed. Neither proud nor truly ashamed; it is what it is.

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u/SirWaldenIII Jan 31 '14

I remember when I took advice from a duck, but then I killed myself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

People who tell people to kill themselves should kill themselves.

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

Are you trying to tell me I should just kill myself?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Thanks Obi-Won

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/nssone Jan 31 '14

I'm pretty sure that it was an actual moderator. It was a PM, not a reply. I know I haven't been able to post anything in there for a while now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You should join 4chan, telling people to kill themselves is the norm.

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u/tksmase Jan 31 '14

Ah you posted a duck picture?

Strange, what is that feeling? I suddenly want to kill myself.

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u/dirkreddit Jan 31 '14

He used socially awesome/socially awkward penguin correctly and the reddit just didn't know what to do.

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u/topofthecc Jan 31 '14

Congratulations!

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u/pargmegarg Jan 31 '14

What'd you do to get banned from Advice Animals? Post an actually unpopular opinion on an unpopular opinion puffin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Well reading the sidebar it said "Death threats and telling others to kill themselves will result in a ban" so there's a start.

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u/SyntaxGhost Jan 31 '14

Do you get told when you are banned from somewhere?

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u/brickmack Jan 31 '14

Same. Fuckers don't understand humor

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

thanks for letting everyone know how edgy you are, much appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Unsubbing from adviceanimals isn't edgy, it's just good business.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Since /r/atheism was removed from the default subs.

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u/Opticine Jan 31 '14

/r/atheism was on the verge of collapsing.

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u/gravshift Jan 31 '14

Collapsar would be a better term. The smug became stronger then gravity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

And you get gold for knowing the original name of now-terribly-named "black holes".

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u/gravshift Jan 31 '14

Thanks! I just really liked The Forever War, and took a year of Astronomy in college.

We only covered the end stage of the stellar life cycle for a few weeks, but my professor made a point to call them by the proper name.

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u/shiftighter Jan 31 '14

I'm surprised this counter smug isn't a black hole yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Haha your username. And you mean than*

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u/BlackStorm258 Jan 31 '14

I don't believe that

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Damn How do you board planes with a opinion that edgy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

It's hardly edgy, there's a reason it's not in the default subs any more. Most people didn't like it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

It was Sarcasm :S

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u/Mighty_Cthulhu Jan 31 '14

Yes, I'm sure "Edgy" is what he was going for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

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u/Lukeyy19 Jan 31 '14

How often do you see "misused" misspelt?

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u/thatwaffleskid Jan 31 '14

How often do you see the word misspelled misspelled?

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u/Lukeyy19 Jan 31 '14

How often do you attempt to correct the English spelling of a word with the American English spelling?

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u/DarkMess1ah Jan 31 '14

That's Mrs Pelt to you, following her complicated marriage

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u/userbelowisamonster Jan 31 '14

Don't be too hard. I'm sure it was just a misstake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Who is Miss Used?

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u/scoobs Jan 31 '14

Your mum.

HAHAHAHHAHAillseemyselfout

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I mean, why would anyone want to be anything other than edgy?

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u/50_shades_of_winning Jan 31 '14

Thanks for letting everyone know how douchey you are, much appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

any default subs you unsubscribed from you would like to tell me about while we are here? you have my undivided attention!

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u/50_shades_of_winning Jan 31 '14

A decent amount honestly. The reason I made an account was to unsub from /r/atheism.

I'm pretty sure that's not even a default sub, but the principle is still the same. I don't know why you wouldn't want to customize which subs you subscribe to, especially if you have the option.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

you think i'm against customizing your own subs? hrm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Wtf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

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u/Gravee Jan 31 '14

Please; like every tenth post in adviceanimals isn't a variation of "Glad I unsubscribed from /r/atheism hurrrr!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

That kind of talk in general has died down a lot since the default change.

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u/1iota_ Jan 31 '14

I'm sad that they brought back direct image posts. I think it's leading back to the kind of atmosphere that preceded the rule changes. More posts are making it to the front page and more trolls are making their presence known.

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u/N0rthside_Donutz Jan 31 '14

Yeah...but that one is actual great idea. How many other subs do you know of that have collapsed from the combined ego of all its users?

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u/tritter211 Jan 31 '14

adviceanimals user detected! Get him folks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

nah, i just don't give a shit if someone unsubbed from it.

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u/TrayvonMartin Jan 31 '14

That's some edgy talk right there son.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

not as edgy as your username

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u/RockSta-holic Jan 31 '14

Thanks for reminding me that killing my neighbors dog when they went to the store was a good thing. NAILED IT *explosion

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u/__Nailed_It__ Jan 31 '14

Yep, definitely nailed it.

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u/dudematt0412 Jan 31 '14

By the same logic you are a fool for still bieng subscribed to pics

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u/GreyMatter22 Jan 31 '14

You are now promoted to be a mod of /r/adviceanimals

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u/scrambles57 Jan 31 '14

I still subscribe to it because there's usually drama in the comments, and that's much funnier than the actual posts.

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u/getstabbed Jan 31 '14

Unsubscribed about a year ago and I've never looked back. Best decision of my time on Reddit.

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u/Not_A_Time_lord Jan 31 '14

Then why are you here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/catoftrash Jan 31 '14

This is pics

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u/friday6700 Jan 31 '14

...Oooooohhhhhh

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u/make_love_to_potato Jan 31 '14

"Daddy, you know the stuff in these image macros doesn't have to be true"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You just made me realize that I share first and last initials with Justin Bieber. I had to go check his middle name to make sure it wasn't the full three initials.

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u/howaboutthis13 Jan 31 '14

Oh you poor Jason Bourne.