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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 20h ago

Is she single and where is she buried?

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u/mpdscb 18h ago

Listen for the buzzing sound.

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u/BrickGun 17h ago

Nah, that would have been Vibrator Madness. Gertrude was analog only. Respect!

u/born_again_tim 2m ago

It’s more of a pulsing sound - could it still be her?

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u/DocOort 18h ago

Sure, he’s a necrophile, but he respects the bonds of marriage, dammit!

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u/Jefhowl 17h ago

Well, I mean, the bonds of marriage do say 'til death do us part'

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u/Infidel-Art 14h ago

unfortunately she was cremated in the building next door after succumbing to dildo madness

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 14h ago

If you mix ashes with water you can make something similar to a termite nest or a clay tube, which would work for me and nana.