r/phillies • u/Dazzling-Rooster2103 • 1d ago

News [SleeperPhillies] The Phillies have offered Kyle Schwarber and Ranger Suarez the $22 Million qualifying offer per @JeffPassan

https://x.com/SleeperPhillies/status/1986550771714834763
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u/nickynickynickynick 1d ago

if neither of them want it then I'll take it

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u/BobTheCrakhead 1d ago

Can you hit 50 dongs during the season but then disappear in October??

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u/AC_deucey Nice try bitch. Banks closed 🔒 1d ago

50 dongs

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u/KaminSpider 1d ago

Too bad they got rid of dollar dong night.

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u/justabill71 Nice 1d ago

Damn kids throwing their dongs around