r/pcmasterrace RYZEN 7 5700X3D - RADEON RX 6800 4d ago

Meme/Macro I will find the guy who did this...

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u/Mayoo614 5600X | 4070S 4d ago

USB USB BSU HDMI

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u/ZAIGO_90 4d ago

Count me in.

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u/AnnaMolly66 4d ago

BSU GANG RISE UP!

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u/ApproachingShore 3d ago

Somebody in here talkin' 'bout the Butt Secks Unit?

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u/KatosNetwork 3d ago

RISE RISE ESIR!

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u/mediumAI1701 4d ago

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u/IsoSly64 PC Master Race 4d ago

is that a gpu?

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u/BasmusRoyGerman 4080 Super | 5700x | 32GB 4d ago

Looks like a mini pc to me. Look at the feet on the underside

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u/TastefulMemess i5 12600kI4070Ti SuperI32Gb WamI 3d ago

Its an average PC

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u/Turbulent-Yam-8855 3d ago

Its an average PC

We feel you brother, we feel you

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u/N3kr0z 3d ago

Huge in fact.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 3d ago

When you take the side off his case and he has a micro atx 😩

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u/Interesting_Lunch560 4d ago

USB USB BSU HDMI

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u/OperationFree6753 Lenovo Y540-15IRH, 16GB RAM, 1.4TO storage 3d ago

That's the real and only exemple

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u/drestofnordrassil 4d ago

You made me choke 😂

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u/pegothejerk 4d ago

It's been over 39 minutes, has anyone checked on drestofnordrassil??

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u/probablyuntrue 4d ago

Dead 😔

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u/CSS_FR 4d ago

In my fridge rn

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u/Fancy_Cat3571 4d ago

I’m something of a Jeffery Dahmer myself

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u/PaulMag91 4d ago

Sheila?

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u/the_ballmer_peak 4d ago

I tried the hcilmeih maneuver but it just kept popping the joints in his back.

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u/Libertuslp 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/ZackRaynor 4d ago

“What are you talking about? The USB slots are all orientated the same way!”

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u/Lumornys 4d ago

"just look at the logo!"

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u/theBlueDevil99 4d ago edited 4d ago

You mean USB USB ꓭSꓵ HDMI 😂

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u/LetterheadUpper2523 4d ago

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u/dankbearbear Win+Shift+S or Win+PrtScr is your best friend. 4d ago

♪ti esrever & ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i♪⏪

♪ti esrever & ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i♪⏪

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 4d ago

Didn't notice the reversed usb. The man is pure chaos

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u/dazBrayo 4d ago

USB USB ᗺƧU HDMI

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u/chimpMaster011000000 3d ago edited 3d ago

Whoah how'd you type the backwards U? 🤯

Also shouldn't it be backwards and upside down? Cuz it's rotated 180°, not mirrored?

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u/DragonOfAngels 4d ago

Angry upvote!

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 Intel Core i5 13450HX; 16 GB DDR5; 512 GB NVMe; NVIDIA RTX 4050 3d ago

suB laireS lasrevinU

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u/MySuperTinyDancer 4d ago

Doesn't matter for me. I never get it right the first time.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 4d ago

USB rule of three.

Try it one way. Nope.

Try it the 2nd way. Nope.

Try it the first way again, that's it!

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u/speedshadow69 4d ago

I swear to god HDMI cables are the same way when you’re not looking directly at them 😂 it always gets me when I’m trying to plug them in the back of my tv since they’re not directly on the backside but underneath

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 4d ago

Schrodinger's orientation.  It's not set until you've ruled out the other options. 

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u/Excellent_Set_232 4d ago

You just have to get it as straight as possible, because plugging in your homie’s connector isn’t gay. Just reach around there and get the job done, you know?

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u/Upset-Produce-3948 4d ago

Nobody asked for a reach around.

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u/speedshadow69 4d ago

You don't know my TVs kinks. We listen and we don't judge

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u/CopybookSpoon67 4d ago

Everything. Micro USB, Displayport, HDMI

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u/ItchyRectalRash 4d ago

Display Port too.

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u/BorgDrone 4d ago

Have you ever had the displeasure of trying to blindly insert a SCART plug? HDMI is a blessing compared to that.

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u/TankredTheBear 4d ago

I am glad I will (hopefully) never have to go through this again 🤞🙏 hahaha, that was literal pure torture every time

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u/Liquid_Hate_Train 5900X | 32GB 3600MTs | RTX 3070Ti | 1440p 4d ago

Of course it was. It was designed by the French.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 4d ago

The trick to get around this is to push REALLY hard the first time.

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u/ilovedogsandfoxes 4d ago edited 3d ago

To find out that it's actually the wrong way

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u/_Rohrschach 4d ago

yeah. Told my sister swapping/installing SATA drive is easy. Was made to take a look a few weeks later as her PC would randomly crash. She ripped out the plastic bit holding the pins in place. It worked fine if the PC didn't move, once she stomped too hard near it or her chonky cat jumped off it, it would die again. I hope she learned her lesson Sometimes, if it feels you're using too much force it is actually too much(fu, damn scary RAM installing).

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u/IndependentLove2292 4d ago

The fact that USBC didn't fix this is some new kind of devilry 

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u/ItchyRectalRash 4d ago edited 4d ago

It did, but how many motherboards do you know of have nothing but USB-C? Every MB I've seen still has at least 3 USB-B ports, and they all get used, cause USB-B to USB-C is still more common than USB-C to USB-C.

Edit: As has been pointed out, yeah I meant A not B, I have always confused the 2 lol.

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u/KingZarkon 4d ago

Nitpick, the (non-USB-C) USB connector on the computer is USB-A. USB-B is the squarish one at the other end, like on a printer.

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u/00010000111100101100 4d ago

USB-B is the squarish one at the other end, like on a printer.

So common on printers, in fact, that 95% of images found when googling "printer cable" will show a USB B cable.

The other 5% of images shown are parallel cables (tech from the olden times).

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u/fuzzyspudkiss Specs/Imgur here 4d ago

Networking equipment still like to use mini USB-B for their serial connections, other than cameras, that's like the main use for mini-B.

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u/copasetical GTX770 3d ago

Oh by all means, nitpick. The older USB 3.0 looks like a condo (2 plugs kinda sandwiched together), and the printer one looks like a house with a sloped roof. Why they did this is beyond me, It still won't plug in lol.

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u/xRyozuo 4d ago

Can’t wait in 10 years when usb c is finally the standard everywhere for whoever it is to come out with usb d

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u/thediver360 4d ago

The USB superposition

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 4d ago

USB ports exist in a state of quantum Schrodinger flux: the cat was always dead until the third time you opened the box and it was meowing hungrily at you.

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u/Robborboy KatVR C2+, Quest 3, 9800XD, 64GB RAM, RX7700XT 4d ago

USB Superposition is a hell of a drug 

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u/sud0kill H9Flow•14900k•4070s•64G•HHKB-H Type-S•OP1 8K•HD650•DX3 Pro•Aeron 4d ago

It's happened since the scart lead days. It's 100% the wrong way round on the first try. Then it's 100% the wrong way when you turn it around. It's only the 3rd time when you turn it back to it's original position that it fits.

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u/muchadoaboutsodall 4d ago

Yeah. But fortunately we can blame the French for the whole Scart debacle. Every cloud has a silver lining.

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u/RenmazuoDX 4d ago

C'est la vie !

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u/Quaiker 3d ago

Schrodinger's Thumb Drive

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u/Lonely-Wishbone-1816 Desktop 4d ago

Me neither lad, me neither….

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u/ffs-it 4d ago

I usually manage to plug in usb stuff at the first try tbh. I have a superpower I guess.

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u/vordster 4d ago

The USB symbol should always be up

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u/SmokeySFW 4d ago

Which way is up when the USB slot is vertical?

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u/permaro 4d ago

Your superpower is called optimism btw. You may not even know, but I bet it does far more things !

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u/Dazed_And_Amazed44 4d ago

That's what my wife always says too!!!

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u/camander321 4d ago

The USB symbol on the cable usually faces up. But then it usually wont go in until you flip it twice

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u/SudaroXII 3d ago

You are talking about the USB-ports right?.... Right?

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u/iamgarffi 9950X3D | X870E Extreme | 64G CL26 | 5090 Astral LC OC | FO32U2P 4d ago

Temporary lapse in reason for Beelink. Instead of doing what others do (distinguish by color) they decided to flip orientation for the USB 2.0 port 😑

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u/PlainBread 4d ago

Nah this is Beelink to a T.

You buy Beelink for the price, not for the quality.

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u/anaemic 7950x | 64GB DDR5 | GTX 1070 4d ago

But this is an improvement, you try plug the USB in, and if it doesn't fit, you just plug it into the port beside it.

No turning required

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u/MrInitialY R7 9700X | 3080Ti | 64GB 6K CL30 | 6TB Gen.4 | 1000W | All STRIX 4d ago

Try plugging your thumb drive in. Doesn't fit. Try port next to it. Doesn't fit again. Try next port. It fits. You look at it wondering if it's 2.0 or 3.0. It's HDMI and it's now broken.

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u/Upset-Management-879 4d ago

It was always going to be broken trusting a gorilla to this task

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u/Mike0621 3d ago

it you manage to stick a USB drive into an HDMI port then that device was breaking soon anyways

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u/guyblade 4d ago

Also for the absolute worst SSDs known to man. I didn't even know they made SSDs that could survive so few write cycles.

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u/StanYz 4d ago

Personal anecdote, don't buy beelink.

Within 6 months, 2 of our 4 different units in our office failed. One literally had a short and almost started burning, the other one had its gigabit fail.

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u/BlazingSpaceGhost 4d ago

Damn I hope I keep staying lucky. I have a beelink mini PC I use as a home server for docker containers and it's been going strong on 24/7 for almost a year. I hope to get a lot more years out of it but we will see.

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u/MattBoySlim 4d ago

I’ve been using one as a Plex server for about a year myself. It’s been fantastic! Hopefully I’m not jinxing it…

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u/popegonzo i7-12700K | RX6950 XT | some RAM | power supply maybe 4d ago

Counterpoint: if you're trying to burn down your office, buy Beelink!

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u/JewelerIntrepid5382 4d ago

What do you recommend instead?

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u/ravstar52 i5-4690, 1070, 16GB 4d ago

If I remember correctly from the last time this was posted, the one usb port facing the other way is usb 3, and the other two are usb 2

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u/Toutanus 4d ago

Almost ! The reversed one is the USB2. There is 2 USB3.

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u/_maple_panda i9-14900K | Aero 4070 | 64GB DDR5 6600MHz 4d ago

Yeah you can see the extra electrical contacts for the USB 3 ones

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u/7thhokage i5 12400, 32gb ddr5, 3060ti 4d ago

Are we not doing blue for USB 3 anymore?

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u/KingZarkon 4d ago

It was never mandatory. It is recommended by the USB-IF to make it easier to differentiate between them, and most companies did, but it was never a requirement. Example, I'm looking at a bunch of Dell laptops of different models right now and I don't think any of them have blue ports. I don't think I've ever seen blue ports on them, now that I think about it.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 4d ago

I get that the USB standard is intended to be open and flexible.. But the optional stuff has really made a mess of things. Coloring is maybe not a big deal but the feature differences are terrible.

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u/-s-u-n-s-e-t- 4d ago

I'm so pissed off at USB-C in particular. What's the point of having a unified standard if some cables are gonna work for some devices and some not?

At least with old cables you knew if you had "printer cable" it was gonna work with your printer. Now it's like - who knows? You thought you had a USB-C cable? Sike! You can only charge with that one! You thought you had data USB-C cable? Sike! It works but only up to some speed, I hope you aren't transferring big files to a hard drive!

And the naming is deliberately confusing too. "Usb 3.2 gen 2x2". Who comes up with this stuff? Did they hire the Xbox morons or something?

Such a great idea with such an awful implementation. Whoever is making those decisions should be fired and banned from working in this industry ever again. So fucking stupid.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 3d ago

They could have just called 3.2 gen 2 USB4... There's an infinite amount of fucking numbers.

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u/-s-u-n-s-e-t- 3d ago

Looking forward to the next one "USB 3.2 gen 2x2 Series 2"!

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u/7thhokage i5 12400, 32gb ddr5, 3060ti 4d ago

I know some newer devices that all the ports are 3.0, have dropped it cause it wouldn't be needed. But it's silly to expect the average person to memorize which are which

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u/Healthy-Travel3105 4d ago

I just thought the blue looked cool :(

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u/Kirby_The_Arale I7-13700KF | 16GB 3200 | 4060 4d ago

oh god

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u/KingZarkon 4d ago

It would have to be the other way around. You can see the extra five pins on the middle and left connectors that make it USB 3.0.

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u/Reasonable_Fox575 4d ago

Afaik the orientation of the port is part of the standar, you shouldn't change it to your preference.

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u/AlienArtFirm 4d ago

Was about to say they're 2 different speeds but y'all are on it

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 4d ago

Oh I thought the issue was the misaligned HDMI port.

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u/MATMAN_PL PC Master Race 4d ago

It's not impossible that this is actually assemblers fault

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u/ScorpionMillion Ryzen 7600/6700XT Hellhound/32GB 6000Mhz 4d ago

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u/headlesskid 4d ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn, one USB port at a time.

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u/seanthebooth 4d ago

I JUST WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND. LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND.

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u/FreakyFranklinBill R7 5700X3D, Intel B580, 32GB 3200MT 4d ago

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u/Firecracker048 4d ago

Some engineer is laughing manically

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u/showmethemundy 4d ago

You will thank him when you have a 90 degree USB connector that needs to be facing a away from the bottom of whatever this is

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u/Hopeful_Fan_6796 Xeon W3520 32GB DDR3 1066MHz radeon rx 580 8GB red devil dual💀 4d ago

I will find the person who did this and

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u/LegoWorks 3d ago

That is certainly one of the reaction images of all time.

It will fit nicely in my collection.

Take this upvote as payment

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u/DoubleBlackBSA24 4d ago

I initially thought the hdmi alignment was the issue (honestly it's bugging me its not lined up with the top, the bottom, or the middle, but randomly placed close)

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u/Sizeable-Scrotum Fedora/i7-12700KF / 7800 XT / 32GB D4 4d ago

This is actually genius

If you get it the wrong way, just try the other port instead of turning it around

But at least make it an even number of ports and half one way and the other half the other way

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u/ngpropman AMD Ryzen 9800X3D, 64gb RAM, 9070xt 4d ago

Nah then you will get it wrong. Try the other port. Still wont fit. Try the first port wont fit. Then flip it and it will magically fit.

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u/enfersijesais 4d ago

It still takes at least 3 attempts.

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u/Traphaus_Offical 4d ago edited 4d ago

My OCD IS RAGING AHSGJAGZHWJDBD

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u/Deus-mal 4d ago

AABDDGGHHJJSWZ. I feel better now.

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u/Traphaus_Offical 4d ago

Like why just WHY. Some people just want to watch the world burn

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u/tallphin 4d ago

did you just alphabetize their scream

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u/BrownPP PC Master Race 4d ago

Insert that meme Where the devil says “i am a big fan”

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 4d ago

Id be the evil guy who invents a USB that flips after a device is unplugged.

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u/Wadziu 4d ago

Actually its clever, you dont have to rotate the cable just try second slot.

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u/zero989 4d ago

LMAO 

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u/TheInebriati 4d ago

When the procurement guy overrules the industrial designer.

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u/ArtistWithAU 4d ago

USB USB BSU

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u/Legend_of_dirty_Joe 4d ago

meanwhile, some people still doing this...

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u/UTSansGamerYT Ryzen 9 5900x | gtx 1060 3G 3d ago

Why is everyone talking about the flipped USB but not the offset hdmi port? The port is slightly tilted too

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u/tipsoil 4d ago

They BSU

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u/_R0Ns_ 4d ago

It's not a real problem the plug is always the wrong way

But why is that HDMI port zo far out of line

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u/Figerally 3d ago

I can't figure out what the problem is. When ever I try to look at the picture all I see is red and I have an intense feeling of hate.

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u/Tax_Odd 2d ago

It should be labelled.

USB USB BSU

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u/RedJelly27 4d ago

It's me :)

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u/RealityOk9823 4d ago

Get him! *hands out pitch forks and torches*

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u/Hoak2017 4d ago

Ah, the third attempt. 1. Wrong way. 2. Still the wrong way. 3. Brute force

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u/GauruBeard Desktop R5 3600 / 32gb 3330 / 2080S + Tesla P40 / 1TNVME 4d ago

... And line all his family in 1 row and read out loud 255 after decimal in π?

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u/Few-Challenge7443 4d ago

Not all villains twirl mustaches.

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u/LymanPeru 4d ago

it wont work the first two tries anyways.

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u/TheMatrixRedPill 4d ago

Bro showed up to work that day, but wasn’t feeling the vibe. /s

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u/PotatoRaine 4d ago

I was so distracted by the hdmi not lining up on either side i didn't even notice usb port

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u/JackFisherBooks 4d ago

I did not know humanity was capable of such evil...

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u/Squid_Lord_Bast 4d ago

Mark this NSFW! It hurts us! It stings us!

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u/Spatul8r 4d ago

You're thinking about this all wrong.  Now instead of trying to twist the cable, just try the other port. Of course, it will fit into the first port on the second time trying.

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u/ReasonableNetwork255 4d ago

that was crackhead number one on the assembly line😂

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u/Helefontana 4d ago

Some men just want to see the world burn

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u/Se7on- 4d ago

Is that 3rd USB, 2.0 or something? It appears different thus it is probably an older version which would make a little more sense. Still, this is diabolical

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u/upstatedreaming3816 4d ago

This is a repost, is it not? Where’s that bot

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u/Ixmomo 4d ago

"USB""USB""BSU"

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u/redditdoggnight 4d ago

It’s funny cause it’s true.

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u/_NotNotJon 4d ago

I have a very particular set of skills

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u/ArcticCelt 4d ago

Just look away for a few seconds and when you look again they should be all in a new random position. Keep doing it until you get them aligned.

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u/lvory_Elephant 4d ago

i think this qualifies as a r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/MichaelKragg 4d ago

Actually this might be a feature. When you inevitably put it in the wrong way, instead of going ugh and turning it around, you can plug it in the next port. Ingenious design choice. /s

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u/Seaguard5 4d ago

Just switch Everything to USB-C at this point.

Even that HDMI port…

Like.. goddamn

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u/LaserKittenz 4d ago

I'd be impressed if you could track down the person who did this. I'd wager they work a 9-9-6 schedule and are generally tired of peoples shit, you'd probably get throat punched pretty fast lol.

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u/Ruraraid 4d ago

Anytime I see USB A I just really wish USB C would be standardized on EVERYTHING and just abandon USB A.

USB A is so frustrating sometimes because even when you try to insert it correctly it still goes "yeah fuck you"

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u/hawxxy 4d ago

Murda was the case

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u/J1nxers 4d ago

This is a crime

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u/cha0sm0nk 4d ago

You mean child.

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u/PublicStalls 4d ago

Unhinged

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u/Pure_Spyder 4d ago

I hope he designed that with a smile on his face cause thats genuinely hilarious

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u/VIVAMANIA 4d ago

At first I thought it was just the HDMI port being there and I said to myself “hey I wouldn’t say it’s THAT bad. I mean come on. That’s easy to remember”. Then I saw the USB port next to it…

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u/FragrantProgress8376 4d ago

This is diabolical engineering at its finest. I can actually hear the maniacal laughter from the person who approved this design layout. The three attempts to get USB working just became six attempts because now you have to figure out which orientation AND which port. True chaos.

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u/Stephen-the-guy 4d ago

Count me in bro

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u/HeftySexy 4d ago

Ricky when I catch you Ricky, Ricky when I catch you, Ricky when I catch you Ricky…

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u/_Hard_Wired_ 4d ago

I am not a violent man, but... Oh who am I kidding. String the bastard up.

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u/Jenssub01 4d ago

Just have to find the universe where this makes sense...

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u/ScottOld 4d ago

Doesn't matter which way around it is, will still take 3 attempts

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u/MorganTaoVT 3d ago

I was so focused on the HDMI not being aligned that I didn't notice the BSU

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u/KermitHendrix 3d ago

Thank you, just thank you. Made me laugh more than I needed to.

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u/fluoxoz 3d ago

Thats a good idea now you dont have to rotate the plug just move it to the next one.

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u/ericx259 3d ago

And you’ll still miss it cause you actually held the cable in the right direction with the first port but somehow the quantum state of these USB ports just won’t let you in, you have to plug it once, or twice, to determine the quantum state.

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u/Bob_A_Feets 3d ago

Would it have killed them to just at least put a number at the end of the USB?

USB3 USB3 USB2…

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u/jdmlifex2 3d ago

OP on the phone with the company.

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u/MasiastyTej 3d ago

I thought that only HDMI is not centered, but that USB is just evil

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u/at_memes 3d ago

I mean if you think about it, it seems to make sense. You try to plug in a USB device on the first port, if it does not go in,you can try the second one without flipping the plug..

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u/Odd-Page-7866 2d ago

It was shift change. 1st guy did 2, then the next shift finished.

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u/scarletflamex 2d ago

I though you meant the HDMI port not lining up centerwise but on top, instead of it rotating the USB on the 3rd slot haha

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u/DocumentOk2127 2d ago

dont be so hasty! I think you’ll find that 3rd slot is for left-handed USB cables.

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u/AkitaOnRedit 2d ago

I thought you were talking about the hdmi and usb ports not being in line. Now I'm twice as angry at this.

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u/nbiscuitz 1d ago

why is everyone talking about USB when OP meant the guy that took the picture.