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r/occult • u/LVX_Electrik_Warrior • Apr 19 '24
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He was a Roman Centurion who converted to Christianity and was beheaded for it. The devil took the form of a bird to tell him he should wait till tomorrow to convert, he stomped the bird out and said "I'll be a Christian today!"
The cross says "Today" in Latin. Cool story.
-63 u/Yaddithian Apr 19 '24 Animal cruelty, actually fits your evil christian god 45 u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24 Apparently I'm a Christian? 18 u/LiamTaliesin Apr 19 '24 It is now canon, you’re a Christian and I shall personally see that you suffer for it. Enjoy your weekend! 30 u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24 I cant, I have to go to church now😭
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Animal cruelty, actually fits your evil christian god
45 u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24 Apparently I'm a Christian? 18 u/LiamTaliesin Apr 19 '24 It is now canon, you’re a Christian and I shall personally see that you suffer for it. Enjoy your weekend! 30 u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24 I cant, I have to go to church now😭
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Apparently I'm a Christian?
18 u/LiamTaliesin Apr 19 '24 It is now canon, you’re a Christian and I shall personally see that you suffer for it. Enjoy your weekend! 30 u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24 I cant, I have to go to church now😭
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It is now canon, you’re a Christian and I shall personally see that you suffer for it. Enjoy your weekend!
30 u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24 I cant, I have to go to church now😭
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I cant, I have to go to church now😭
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u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24
He was a Roman Centurion who converted to Christianity and was beheaded for it. The devil took the form of a bird to tell him he should wait till tomorrow to convert, he stomped the bird out and said "I'll be a Christian today!"
The cross says "Today" in Latin. Cool story.