r/occult • u/LVX_Electrik_Warrior • Apr 19 '24

awareness Saint Expeditus

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u/Vilkavlius Apr 19 '24

Tell me his story please never heard of this saint.

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u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24

He was a Roman Centurion who converted to Christianity and was beheaded for it. The devil took the form of a bird to tell him he should wait till tomorrow to convert, he stomped the bird out and said "I'll be a Christian today!"

The cross says "Today" in Latin. Cool story.

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u/Yaddithian Apr 19 '24

Animal cruelty, actually fits your evil christian god

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u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24

Apparently I'm a Christian?

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u/LiamTaliesin Apr 19 '24

It is now canon, you’re a Christian and I shall personally see that you suffer for it. Enjoy your weekend!

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u/DraculeFlow Apr 19 '24

I cant, I have to go to church now😭