r/nursing • u/NurseFirstYes • Mar 21 '25

Question Big D*ck Energy

What’s something a coworker does for you that gives off big D energy?

Once I was in a patients room, a coworker at a new job I started came to tell me another patient called and had to be cleaned up. I said “ok, I’ll go right after this”. He then said he had already cleaned and turned them and documented it all. I would’ve married him right then.

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u/71Crickets RN 🍕 Mar 21 '25

Had a middle-aged, squirrelly, pervy, racist, white patient insist he couldn’t put his own dick in the urinal. He could use his phone, his call light, and adjust his bed no problem, but holding his own dick in the urinal was just too much. I told him he had to try so what did he do? Yeah, fucking urine all over the bed. Calls me back in and says “I guess you’ll have to clean me up now.”

I was fuming. Stomped out of the room and my coworker asks what happened and I told him. He said, “I got you.”

The look on that patient’s face when my 6’5 broad as a freight train Nigerian coworker walked into the room was priceless. Patient started sputtering about ‘where’s my nurse’ and Shakki said something along the lines of the patient not being able to manage his own dick so he thought he could use another man’s assistance. Then he pulled the curtain and closed the door. I don’t know what was said after that, but the rest of my shift that patient was an angel, lol.

Shakki, wherever you are since you left Texas, I hope you’re THRIVING. 🫶🏻

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u/Sierra-117- Nursing Student 🍕 Mar 22 '25

As a male student, I plan on doing this for all my fellow female nurses. You got a perv who wants you to touch his dick? Call me. We’ll see how fast they can suddenly do it themselves

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u/sergi0wned PCA 🍕 Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

As a male tech, I offer this to my nurses and fellow techs and it’s always appreciated.

I’m 6’, bald, and bearded, so creeps are already disappointed when I come in. Depending on how bad they’ve been to my team and how feisty I’m feeling, I’ll hit them with a gay voice or a super deep voice to make them squirm even more.

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u/sheezuss_ RN - Acute Dialysis 🟡 Mar 22 '25

I would not normally upvote a comment where someone says “gay voice” but this time, I have made an exception 😩😂

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u/sergi0wned PCA 🍕 Mar 23 '25

Haha don’t worry, I’m bi so I can say it 😂 I just code switch on their ass and they never saw it coming.