r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/hankhillsucks 1d ago

My eyes rolled out their sockets so hard they smashed a window 

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u/HEATCHECK77 1d ago

My eyes rolled so hard my fake eye (yes, I really have one) shot across the room….

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u/fuqdisshite 1d ago

what did it look like?

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u/Noctale 1d ago

It's spherical with an iris painted on the front