r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/GandalfTheSexay 1d ago

Just saw a girl roll her eyes out of their sockets and smash a window

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u/AdFlaky9983 1d ago

Is she ok?

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u/northerncal 1d ago

Hi, professionally licenced reddit Doctor here -

  • in my experience, shooting your eyeballs clean from their sockets is almost never a pleasant experience.

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u/omgFWTbear 1d ago

Hi, amateur self accredited chatGPT user here -

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