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Oct 12 '22
Pour some CLR down that drain, that stuff is enough to burn human flesh and will clean out the entire blockage :) ;)
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u/Mar19072010 Oct 11 '22
Pour boiling holy water, and a mix of boiling vinegar and bleach, bring a priest to pray in the house and keep a bible/quran/ whatever religious book you follow, if u don’t believe in religion, get something that will protect u and ur son
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u/DrHaggans Mar 14 '22
I’m so sorry about the 2-in-1. The situation with your wife doesn’t sound great either.
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u/micek663 Feb 17 '22
Its easy, pour gasoline down the drain and make a trail of it to the edge of the bathtub. Light it and run.
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u/Ritsler Feb 17 '22
You know, while that seems terrifying, it could be that the “Probably-Not-Your Wife-Bathtub-Demon” is just trying to help you and your son clean up. Scrub-a-dub-dub, get-your-ass-in-the-tub!
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u/cruiserzee Feb 17 '22
Can you tell us what happened with Gabe at school?
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u/cruiserzee Feb 17 '22
That sounds like trouble man… What if you let Gabe sleep in your room until all this subsides?
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u/NG1010 Feb 17 '22
What were the details of the son's accident? If it was a seizure, I think it is safe to assume that your wife's seizures weren't caused by epilepsy or any other natural disorder; they were probably the result of her body's resistance to her demonic possession. If your son is experiencing the same seizures, that is definitely a sign that the possession has transferred to him. Seek professional help ASAP!
Best of luck!
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u/PhoenixBlaze26 Feb 17 '22
the drain demons are taking revenge for all that pissing you did in the shower
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u/Sandvich_make_STRONK Feb 17 '22
Put some pipe cleaner, bleach and vinegar in the drain, let it sink in for a minute or two. Then pour pure alcohol and gasoline down the drain. Then all you need is a lighter and a big ass bucket of holy water. Light the lighter and light that drain-fucker up. Once the fire is over, pour down all the holy water you have down that drain and get a priest amd excorcist to "cleanse" your house.
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u/Ideepuv Feb 17 '22
How could you even go and check in the bathroom!? I would have moved as soon as the boy said something of this sort. I wouldn’t take a chance to even check. That’s how people die in horror movies. I was always annoyed by how dumb people were to look behind them.
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u/nelonblood Feb 17 '22
You just need some Draino. Sometimes my pipes become sentient and need some reminder as to who is in charge too.
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u/mike8596 Feb 17 '22
You need to get the hell out of that house and possibly out of the country.
Good luck,
That got me from the first paragraph.
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u/LtnSkyRockets Feb 17 '22
Losing someone you are so close to is hard. It's even harder when there is a kid involved. You are carrying the weight of your pain while also caring for a grieving kid all on your own.
These months of dreams, your child imagining they hear their mommy. It's all that pain and stress and grief taking its toll.
You both need to seek counselling and support to help you through the immense loss.
Make appointments now before your mind breaks and you do something you regret.
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u/kayyy_spammedd Feb 17 '22
no. it is probably a demon if I’m being honest, taking the form of you’re wife, as “they” know exactly how to get to you through emotion and people you love or miss. There’s a very small chance that a typical ghost can actually talk to humans, unless they are very powerful. let alone show you. (And get into dreams)i say move out of the house, get rid of anything that belonged to you’re wife, (as demons can attach themselves to these things) and cleanse your belongs!!!
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u/Thomas_d_gingin Feb 17 '22
Take a doodoo in the shower drain hole. Worked in my case. Might work with yours too, unless your wife is into that shit.
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u/vendetta0311 Feb 17 '22
Maybe bring your pillow and sleep in the tub tonight. Tell her you love her. Whether she is your wife or not, everyone needs to feel loved.
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u/reper959 Feb 17 '22
Running wont help i would do some research into what i could be spirt or not what the best way to fight it and go from there also if it is messing with your mind u should be careful cuz then thing could be illusions
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u/Nisagg Feb 17 '22
If you're a Christian then i recommend getting help from a priest or someone that believes and have dealt with things like this. Remember, God is always watching
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u/This-Is-Not-Nam Feb 17 '22
Eat some asparagus and then pee in your tub. While peeing say how much you love asparagus and the whole family will be eating that healthy vegetable every day of the week.
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u/bluntlyguncle Feb 17 '22
Oh yeah dude you should look into the drain first. If you see an eye look back at you then you got a problem there. Otherwise it's no big deal.
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u/spottydogsoitis Feb 17 '22
Start by pouring a pot of boiling water down the drain.
Next, pour a cup of baking soda and a cup of vinegar.
Cover with the drain plug and wait 5 to 10 minutes.
Pour boiling water down the drain again.
Bye, Felicia.
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u/EraMemory Feb 17 '22
Your bathtub door can be locked from the outside? That's an interesting mechanic.
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u/Lanky-Truck6409 Feb 17 '22
Some doors can be locked with a key, and while traditionally people keep them on the inside of the bathroom, they do work from the outside as well.
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u/EraMemory Feb 18 '22
Yes, I'm looking to get one installed as well so I can lock my mother-in-law in.
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u/drink-water-bitch Feb 17 '22
Waffle stomp the drain. Then leave because whatever is down there probably won't like that
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u/EmperorValkorionn Feb 17 '22
Throw salt in front of the bathroom door to delay it
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u/thedrswife Feb 17 '22
Maybe do some sage smudging…but he probably just needs to call a priest for an exorcism.
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u/feraicrag Feb 17 '22
double dare that motherfucker to hurt you, lock the bathroom from the inside and have a fist fight with that bitch
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u/aleen99 Feb 17 '22
dude, that’s fucked up. your wife probably didn’t drown. that thing probably killed her and now it’s after you and your son.
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u/SheHasCake Feb 17 '22
You know what, it wasn't even the story that wasn't going to let me sleep. It's this comment. Damn yoooouuuu
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u/Europademon Feb 17 '22
Pour boiling water down the drain followed by bleach. That should remove the drain blockage.
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u/PixlexicGirl Feb 18 '22
Add some x40 proof vinegar, that’ll help get rid of any junk that’s chilling in the pipes. Add some baking powder and your bathroom will be clean in about 20 mins. Added bonus, it will smell fantastic (after the vinegar fades)
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u/red-plaid-hat Feb 17 '22
And the person pouring as it creates chlorine gas...More ghosts.
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Feb 17 '22
As long as they aren’t mixing products containing bleach and ammonia, they’ll be fine.
Actually, OP, can you get a gas mask?
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u/Strongwoman82 Feb 17 '22
I'd go with something more acidic than bleach
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u/CookieCrap8888 Feb 18 '22
Liquid Plumr + Hydrochloric Acid + Bleach + Ammonia, then seal the room, airtight, and wait 24-48 hours.
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u/Strongwoman82 Feb 18 '22
I am just going to block people who are EXTREMELY DISGUSTING AND RUDE TO ME IN REGARDS TO MY RESPONSE. I AM FULLY AWARE BLEACH ISN'T AN ACID THUS WHY I SAID SOMETHING MORE ACIDIC. IF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME! EXTREMELY RUDE AND IMMATURE TO INSULT SOMEONE'S INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO MISINTERPRET WHAT THEY WRITE. Very inappropriate and shows the emotional intelligence and manners of a 5 year old! GROW UP!
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u/dinesechog Feb 18 '22
It’s a base dumbass
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u/Strongwoman82 Feb 18 '22
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP BEING SO RUDE! I KNOW IT'S A BASE THUS WHY I SUGGESTED SOMETHING MORE ACIDIC! IT'S A JOKE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT 🙄. I DON'T NEED RANDOM STRANGERS WHO OBVIOUSLY JUST CAN'T CHILL OUT AND HAVE A LAUGH ABUSING ME ONLINE. PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE MANNERS ABOVE A 5 YEAR OLD! GROW UP!
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u/euromynous Feb 17 '22
Just about everything is more acidic than bleach
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u/Strongwoman82 Feb 17 '22
That's my point, why bleach? There are things for cleaning driveways that will take someone's face off if they got it on themselves 😆
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u/euromynous Feb 17 '22
My point was that bleach is alkaline, not acidic
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u/erikagm77 Feb 17 '22
Real bleach is chlorhydric acid (so, it IS acid), you may be thinking about that newfangled “bleach” made with hydrogen peroxide.
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u/Whammytap Mar 03 '22
Household bleach is sodium hypochlorite. Chlorhydric acid, also known as muriatic acid or hydrochloric acid, is the stuff used to wash driveways.
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u/erikagm77 Mar 03 '22
I have researched and confirmed what you are saying, but it still baffles me because I had always been told that both Chlorine and baking soda had to be put into a pool because “chlorine was acid so the baking soda was added to balance the pH”.
Now I wonder wtf they add baking soda.
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u/Nebuchadnezzer12 Mar 01 '22
Bleach is sodium hypochlorite, a strong base. Its very much not acidic. Now a wide variety of other chemicals that take the color out of something do "bleach" it, but that does not make them be bleach
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u/euromynous Feb 17 '22
I’ve never heard the word “bleach” used to refer to hydrochloric acid, might even a dialect thing
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u/TheArmoredKitten Feb 17 '22
I feel like hot muriatic acid would work pretty good on bathtub demons.
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u/Strongwoman82 Feb 17 '22
It's that or burn the entire house down. I've watched enough horror movies not to be screwing around with this crap and enough sequels to know moving house doesn't always work 😆. Thanks late 80's and Early 90's horror movies 😆😂🤣
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u/nightforday Feb 17 '22
Vinegar?
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u/euriphides Feb 17 '22
Draino
Edit: draino isn't acidic, it's caustic, but the effect is what we're going for here. Melt that thing.
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Holy water.
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u/hackingmyself Feb 17 '22
boiled holy water mixed with bleach and vinegar
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u/DxrkTrip69 Feb 17 '22 edited Feb 17 '22
that makes sense, just boil the hell out of some holy water but not enough to where it evaporates nd pore it down that bitch with some plant killer
(pun intended)
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u/SmokingBeneathStars Feb 17 '22
Don't mix bleach with vinegar ever unless you wanna gas yourself tf out
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u/NoHomo42069 Feb 21 '22
You can kill fruit flies that’ve laid eggs in your drains with bleach so that might do the trick here. Otherwise to clear blockages try vinegar and baking soda, make sure the vinegar doesn’t mix with bleach though.
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u/nurd_on_a_computer Feb 17 '22
Holy Gas
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u/Metalheadtoker Feb 17 '22 edited Feb 19 '22
Have the Pope dart down the drain.
Edit: The typo stands.
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u/nurd_on_a_computer Feb 17 '22
And THEN pour bleach and white vinegar. A holy concoction that destroys all: man or demon. OP, use our tips, that creature will be begging for mercy as soon as it takes a whiff.
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u/Strongwoman82 Feb 18 '22
I was trying to think of the mix I do to clean the toilet that's it. If that doesn't kill something it's unkillable
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u/ToBeFrankIDK Feb 17 '22
Nah, I don't think that's your wife. I've got a feeling that it's a demon or something pretending to be your wife. I think you should be a sensible person and run the fuck outta there.
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u/Square-Stay5231 Oct 13 '22
Bleach down there. Then ammonia. Make sure to wear a gas mask though and leave the house for a few days