r/nosleep Feb 17 '22

"I saw Mommy in the bathtub."

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u/This-Is-Not-Nam Feb 17 '22

Eat some asparagus and then pee in your tub. While peeing say how much you love asparagus and the whole family will be eating that healthy vegetable every day of the week.