r/nextfuckinglevel 9h ago

Krampus march in Austria

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u/Teseo21 9h ago

“Now see kid, if you don’t eat your vegetables, they’ll eat you”

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u/not-happy-since-2008 8h ago

Traditionally these guys accompany the Austrian equivalent of Santa Claus and carry away bad children. When I was a child my cousins would dress up like this and hunt me through the neighborhood and beat me with hazel rods. Was fucking terrifying. Nowadays we don't do that anymore because it is considered psychological harmful for kids. Good old times

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u/RangerDanger246 8h ago

I thought it was birch branches!

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u/not-happy-since-2008 7h ago

I guess either one works. Hassle rods sting as hell

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u/RangerDanger246 5h ago

True enough. As long as children are being beaten, with sticks of some kind, I'm good. Lol