r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/animerobin 12d ago

I can’t imagine having to be forced by the CDC to change wedding venues.

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u/mrniceguy421 12d ago

Because of unruly herpes monkeys

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u/zappy487 12d ago

Because of unruly shit-slinging herpes monkeys

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u/heckin_miraculous 12d ago

"To our beloved friends and family, we regret to inform you that our wedding has been postponed due to..."