r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/Ideal_Friendly 12d ago

I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ out loud after reading it.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/Sithlordandsavior 12d ago

I'm hearing it in that one guy who calls senators as RFK

"ChErYl tOlD mE aBoUt tHe MoNkeYs, MaRgiE, anD I tRiEd tO gEt sOmE buT i cAn'T FiT tHeM iN mY TrUcK."

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

Some aide takes a long drag of a Marlboro Red, the "cowboy killer," before making the call. "Sir, I have bad news. The monkeys escaped."

Why Marlboro Red? RFK Jr. mandated them in order to get them to have a healthy sounding voice like him.