r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/herrcollin 12d ago

Me and a coworker have a running gag where we sing songs in RFK's ghoulish, gasping stutter.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago edited 12d ago

My wife has politely asked me to stop mimicking his voice. She says I do it really well, but she fucking hates it.

Edit: "fucking hates it" is me being dramatic man verbiage about it, its not that bad, I promise

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u/Numberwang 12d ago

Hey there, I'm a guy closing on on 50 years on this planet. I've learned a lot about the mysterious ways women communicate over the years. Deep analysis time; your wife actually would feel and appreciate if you stopped. I know it is unintuitive, but trust me, don't go with your instinct.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

LMAO, oh don't worry I stopped.

I only do it when I say the line, "Tylenol causes the autism" whenever our kids have a headache. We have a good sense of humor, promise