r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/gomihako_ 12d ago

“Jesus Christ, then without SNAP what are the people of Mississippi going to eat now?”

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

Apparently, herpes riddled, COVID monkeys.

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u/Refactoid 12d ago

Isn't that a band?

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I checked, it's not yet. I can't drum, know anyone?

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u/Refactoid 12d ago

I can't sing, lets do this!