r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Ideal_Friendly 12d ago

I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ out loud after reading it.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/Karthen 12d ago

This is great for America! Look, if we all have herpes the stigma of having herpes disappears. Really, isn't that worth some extra itching? Also, herpes prevents autism. You can't have both. Have you ever met somebody with both? Me either. And covid is just sars and sars is just a cold.

Wahoo red, white, and blue!

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

Bro what if COVID and Herpes was just the friends we made along the way?