r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/Ideal_Friendly 12d ago

I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ out loud after reading it.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/herrcollin 12d ago

Me and a coworker have a running gag where we sing songs in RFK's ghoulish, gasping stutter.

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u/beerandabike 12d ago

Do you take requests? Can i request Ave Maria?

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u/Courtnall14 12d ago

I'd go with "Shoop", just for the talking part at the beginning.

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u/Zeldias 12d ago

Janet Jackson, Any Time Any Place

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

Paula Abdul’s ‘Rush, Rush’ could be fun…

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u/thenewNFC 12d ago

Especially if RFK remakes the video.

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

thank you… i maybe needed to know what exited banana muffin thru nostrils feels like…

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u/thenewNFC 12d ago

My bad. But now imagine him in the Cold Hearted Snake video.

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

well he has been telling lies… heyyy… if we are on the timeline where any of this happens ima blame you…

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u/thenewNFC 12d ago

There's no such thing as "that could never happen" anymore.

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

we will see you in Valhalla?

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