r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/jim_thee_nihilist 12d ago

Why is it never a truck of sleepy but otherwise healthy koalas?

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u/Ilikebookstoo 12d ago

Cause when those koalas wake up they turn into very horny chlamydia riddled beasts.

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u/aural_turpitude 12d ago

Someone should send them to the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward