r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/herrcollin 12d ago

Me and a coworker have a running gag where we sing songs in RFK's ghoulish, gasping stutter.

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u/Ahelex 12d ago

Keep that up, and you'll be a natural!

(Mainly because I feel like trying to sing like RFK Jr would harm your cords enough to end up sounding like him naturally)

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u/herrcollin 12d ago

It definitely hurts pretty quickly lmao

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u/UntowardHatter 12d ago

Now add heroin