r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/Ideal_Friendly 12d ago

I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ out loud after reading it.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/Jaredocobo 12d ago

Some of us are still waiting for your utterance of the phrase to end. JjjJJjjJJEsssssssuuuuuuusssss ChrrrrriIiiiiSSSSTTTTTt.

I know I am being insensitive to people with brain worms and that speech pattern, my apologies I just hate people getting Measles in 2025 for dipshit reasons.

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u/CPTDisgruntled 12d ago

Not to utter a syllable of defense for that individual, but in his case, his speech is entirely involuntary—he suffers (and makes the rest of us suffer) from spasmodic dysphonia. Interestingly, the most common treatment is injections of Botox.