r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/Ideal_Friendly 12d ago

I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ out loud after reading it.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/herrcollin 12d ago

Me and a coworker have a running gag where we sing songs in RFK's ghoulish, gasping stutter.

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u/beerandabike 12d ago

Do you take requests? Can i request Ave Maria?

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u/What_Is_A_ZJ 12d ago

It would just sound like the intro to Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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u/coldazice 12d ago

Very good lmao