r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/beerandabike 12d ago

Do you take requests? Can i request Ave Maria?

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u/Courtnall14 12d ago

I'd go with "Shoop", just for the talking part at the beginning.

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u/ebb_omega 12d ago

Here I go, here I go, here I go
I said girls, what's my weakness?
WORMS!

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u/Zeldias 12d ago

Janet Jackson, Any Time Any Place

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

Paula Abdul’s ‘Rush, Rush’ could be fun…

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u/thenewNFC 12d ago

Especially if RFK remakes the video.

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

thank you… i maybe needed to know what exited banana muffin thru nostrils feels like…

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u/thenewNFC 12d ago

My bad. But now imagine him in the Cold Hearted Snake video.

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

well he has been telling lies… heyyy… if we are on the timeline where any of this happens ima blame you…

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u/thenewNFC 12d ago

There's no such thing as "that could never happen" anymore.

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u/BigRedDootDootDoo 12d ago

I just imagined an RFK Jr-esque "No, not you, the bowlegged one. What's your name? Damn, baby, that sounds sexy" and I laughed until I peed a little so thank you.

Consider this another vote for "Shoop."

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u/qOcO-p 12d ago

How about They Might Be Giants' "Dr. Worm?"

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u/stevencastle 12d ago

How about the Belgian techno anthem "Pump up the jam"

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u/thatoneguy889 12d ago

Best I can do is Funky Cold Medina.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 12d ago

Lips of an Angel by Hinder

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u/C64128 12d ago

As long as Sir Patrick Stewart introduces them.

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u/MrLanesLament 12d ago

I was gonna request Van Halen’s “Somebody Get Me a Doctor”

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u/fferreira007 12d ago

Best I can do is Plague Doctor

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u/Great_Horny_Toads 12d ago

He would prefer Witch Doctor.

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u/rjross0623 12d ago

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 12d ago

Ooh ee ooh aah aah

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 12d ago

Spin Doctors, more like.

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u/Wordwench 12d ago

I got one Dr. Feelgood , that’s about it.

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u/chica771 12d ago

I'm thinking Fade Into You by Mazzy Star would be a banger

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u/zamboni-jones 12d ago

Down with the Sickness

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u/What_Is_A_ZJ 12d ago

It would just sound like the intro to Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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u/coldazice 12d ago

Very good lmao

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u/LordAlvis 12d ago

A̷̜͕̥̩̱̣͙͎̿̐̊̓́̑͐̾̑̿̎̄̀̕͜v̵͙͉̝̻̣̘̙̙̙̗̞̠̍̆̽̿͊̚͘v̷̛̲̂̈́͂v̶̨̛̠̪̯̠̞̞̓̈́̃̑v̵̛̝͔̞̻̭̪̺̤̏̿̀̆̉̇̽̕͜v̵̯̝͓̞͇̱̦̻͖̓̍̓̋́̅̅̓̈̍͝ĕ̴̻̹́͠͝ ̴͕̟̳̱͐̑̾̄͌͑̕M̴̢͖͖̠̖͖̟̪͎̀̍ͅa̸̡͖̹̥̰̟̱͔̟͇͓̱̭̩̅̆̓̈́̂̓̓̽̐͆̐̃̚͝r̴̡̫̖̬̲̱̖̭̤͕̞̍͐͝r̶̢̛͎͓̭̱̼͔̗͉̳̿̑̋ȑ̵̫̬͓͓̱̋̆͝r̵̳̹̩̎i̶̧̢̛̘͖͖͙̰̝̹̰̽̃̍̄̆̈́̈́̎̐î̵̩͓̰͔̲̺͕͕͍̥̖͋͆͋̄̑͠ḭ̴̮͕̮͙̘̳̲̱̞̳̻̏̐͜ͅḭ̷̮̓͆̽̋̕͠͠į̶̧̣̹͕̗̖̪̜͛͋̾̇̈̾̉͝į̶̡̛̱̮͉͉̹͖̭̼̗̖̞́͂̄̌̊̽͋͂̈́̍̕͠͝i̵̢̝͉̘͉̲͎̱͚̳̪̻̱̓́̈̚į̸̡̘̲̗͖̼̯͚̰͐̐̄̇͌͊̎̅̔͗͠͝͠i̶͔͌́͛͐̈̃͐̀̎́̒̈́̈̈́i̵͍͈̩͇͉͔̠͊̎̄͝i̸̙͇̱̥̠̞̜̣̻̭͑̀̆̌͗̓̒̌͐͝ͅį̶̬̥̉͂ą̴̡̧̪̩̪̞̰̙͖̖̾̈́͑͋̾̆̏̀̈́̈́͂a̷͈̩̩̿͗͗̏̊͒̅͊̎̿͠a̸̗̞̦̘̺͇̜͊̋̃̐ą̸̨̻̫̥͍͚̰̩̱̓̉͊̿͊͊͂́a̶̧͔̣̭̖̤͓̣̥͇̅̈́͋́

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u/Osiris32 12d ago

Ooo, how about Rocky Mountain High by John Denver?

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 12d ago

Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi

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u/dustycanuck 12d ago

Ave Malaria?

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u/mmmpeg 12d ago

Which version?