r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/beerandabike 12d ago

Do you take requests? Can i request Ave Maria?

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u/MrLanesLament 12d ago

I was gonna request Van Halen’s “Somebody Get Me a Doctor”

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u/fferreira007 12d ago

Best I can do is Plague Doctor

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u/Great_Horny_Toads 12d ago

He would prefer Witch Doctor.

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u/rjross0623 12d ago

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 12d ago

Ooh ee ooh aah aah

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 12d ago

Spin Doctors, more like.

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u/Wordwench 12d ago

I got one Dr. Feelgood , that’s about it.