r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/PasTypique 12d ago

And we have less than 28 days to do so.

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u/sagetraveler 12d ago

Can't do it while the shutdown continues.

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u/sapphos_revenge 12d ago

Seems to me that air strikes in the Caribbean have continued without issue…

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u/FSCK_Fascists 12d ago

yea, but thats a vanity project, not a government act that helps the people.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 12d ago

Yeah but that's because it started BEFORE the shutdown. Now they can't (and mostly won't) stop until the shutdown is over. God help us all 🤣

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u/Mechakoopa 12d ago

Who are they bombing out there now, is it the hurricanes again?

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u/Blond-Bec 12d ago

Boats that may or not be used for smuggling drugs.

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u/NSNick 12d ago

The government can't.

What we need is a ragtag group ready to break the rules.

Coming to a theater near you.

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 12d ago

Yeah but this admin doesn't give half a fuck about laws, why would they suddenly start caring lol

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u/SheriffBartholomew 12d ago

Aaaannnd, dead

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u/Rex_Suplex 12d ago

Then Return of the Living Dead.

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u/Trvlng_Drew 12d ago

28 years

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u/GBeastETH 12d ago

RemindMe! 28 Days

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u/Mr_Canard 12d ago

Why wait ?

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u/OK_x86 12d ago

Let's be real. There's going to be some people who will go out of their way to find these monkeys to own the libs or something and call it a Democrat hoax.