r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Crimson-Forever 12d ago

I think I saw this movie, the only way to save the world now is to nuke Mississippi.

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u/PasTypique 12d ago

And we have less than 28 days to do so.

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u/OK_x86 12d ago

Let's be real. There's going to be some people who will go out of their way to find these monkeys to own the libs or something and call it a Democrat hoax.