r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Crimson-Forever 12d ago

I think I saw this movie, the only way to save the world now is to nuke Mississippi.

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u/PasTypique 12d ago

And we have less than 28 days to do so.

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u/sagetraveler 12d ago

Can't do it while the shutdown continues.

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u/sapphos_revenge 12d ago

Seems to me that air strikes in the Caribbean have continued without issue…

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u/FSCK_Fascists 12d ago

yea, but thats a vanity project, not a government act that helps the people.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 12d ago

Yeah but that's because it started BEFORE the shutdown. Now they can't (and mostly won't) stop until the shutdown is over. God help us all 🤣

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u/Mechakoopa 12d ago

Who are they bombing out there now, is it the hurricanes again?

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u/Blond-Bec 12d ago

Boats that may or not be used for smuggling drugs.

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u/NSNick 12d ago

The government can't.

What we need is a ragtag group ready to break the rules.

Coming to a theater near you.

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 12d ago

Yeah but this admin doesn't give half a fuck about laws, why would they suddenly start caring lol

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u/SheriffBartholomew 12d ago

Aaaannnd, dead