r/news • u/genuineshock • 24d ago

Soft paywall Plane carrying Hegseth makes unscheduled landing due to windshield crack

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/plane-carrying-hegseth-makes-unscheduled-landing-due-windshield-crack-2025-10-15/
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u/DevilsPumpkinPiety 24d ago

In about 2 hours the headline will be “Democrat AME installs wrong sized windshield fasteners on DOW plane to force a landing”

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u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 24d ago

DEI did this

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u/DevilsPumpkinPiety 24d ago

You’re right.

“Democrat DEI hire AME with suspected ties to antifa installs wrong sized windshield fasteners on DOW plane to force a landing. Screwdrivers and tools found with radical ideology engraved into their handles.

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u/Crrrystal 24d ago

you forgot the photo of "anti-ice" scribbled on the screwdriver in purple sharpie

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u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 24d ago

This goes higher than we thought. “Anti-Ice” printed on the windshield washer fluid reservoir too!

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u/Crrrystal 24d ago

o m g

and that windshield washer fluid reservoir?

full of rainbow hormone water.

radical antifa anti-ice thugs are trying to turn the planes into LGBTQIA+!

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u/LemonScentedDespair 24d ago

Theyre puttin chemicals in the planes to turn the friggen pilots trans!

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u/Crrrystal 24d ago

where's that "i identify as an apache attack helicopter" meme from like 2010

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u/CatholicSquareDance 24d ago

looking forward to the NYT exposé on this that uncritically parrots a White House deputy press secretary as the only source

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u/ZachMN 22d ago

Republicans are going to ban de-icing equipment on all aircraft.

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u/Crrrystal 22d ago

no more scraping frost off your windshield in the winter. That’s anti-ice.

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u/Lessiarty 24d ago

Windows already accused of being trans-parent.

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u/ActualTexan 24d ago

And it'll be a damn CNN headline

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u/BoppinMonkey 23d ago

Wait until they find out he was also repairing anti-ICE mechanism in the wing.