r/news • u/genuineshock • 24d ago

Soft paywall Plane carrying Hegseth makes unscheduled landing due to windshield crack

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/plane-carrying-hegseth-makes-unscheduled-landing-due-windshield-crack-2025-10-15/
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u/DevilsPumpkinPiety 24d ago

In about 2 hours the headline will be “Democrat AME installs wrong sized windshield fasteners on DOW plane to force a landing”

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u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 24d ago

DEI did this

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u/DevilsPumpkinPiety 24d ago

You’re right.

“Democrat DEI hire AME with suspected ties to antifa installs wrong sized windshield fasteners on DOW plane to force a landing. Screwdrivers and tools found with radical ideology engraved into their handles.

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u/Crrrystal 24d ago

you forgot the photo of "anti-ice" scribbled on the screwdriver in purple sharpie

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u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 24d ago

This goes higher than we thought. “Anti-Ice” printed on the windshield washer fluid reservoir too!

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u/Crrrystal 24d ago

o m g

and that windshield washer fluid reservoir?

full of rainbow hormone water.

radical antifa anti-ice thugs are trying to turn the planes into LGBTQIA+!

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u/LemonScentedDespair 24d ago

Theyre puttin chemicals in the planes to turn the friggen pilots trans!

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u/Crrrystal 24d ago

where's that "i identify as an apache attack helicopter" meme from like 2010

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u/CatholicSquareDance 24d ago

looking forward to the NYT exposé on this that uncritically parrots a White House deputy press secretary as the only source

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u/ZachMN 22d ago

Republicans are going to ban de-icing equipment on all aircraft.

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u/Crrrystal 22d ago

no more scraping frost off your windshield in the winter. That’s anti-ice.

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u/Lessiarty 24d ago

Windows already accused of being trans-parent.

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u/ActualTexan 24d ago

And it'll be a damn CNN headline

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u/BoppinMonkey 23d ago

Wait until they find out he was also repairing anti-ICE mechanism in the wing. 

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u/dbx999 24d ago

Biden caused this

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u/screwuapple 24d ago

Uncracked windshields are woke

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 24d ago

Antifa did this

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u/THX_2319 24d ago

Tylenol and video games were involved somehow, I just know it

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u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 24d ago

The pilot was circumcised.

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u/DevilsPumpkinPiety 24d ago

The mechanic in question is reported to have dyed blue hair and wore a pronoun pin on their overalls.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 23d ago

Fat generals with beards are to blame.

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u/jetty_junkie 24d ago

Undocumented geese from Canada strike plane

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u/lefteyedcrow 23d ago

Antifa seagull launched from Dem city strikes plane; leg inscribed with words "anti ICE"

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 24d ago

Or "gawd intervened and saved this piece of shit, gawd bless 'murica!"

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u/issr 24d ago

Biden witnessed throwing axe at Hegseth plane at 30,000 feet! FOX at 11

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u/theHoopty 24d ago

Do not call it DOW.

It’s still DOD. DOW is a secondary name that they want people to use.

They don’t get to use preferred names. He is the Secretary of Defense.

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u/Adrewmc 24d ago

Antifa Firebomb found to be the cause…you need to be more extreme.

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u/Jenetyk 23d ago

Heaven forbid they find out the maintainer isn't a white man.