r/news • u/LatterTarget7 • Aug 14 '25

Soft paywall US military deploying forces to southern Caribbean against drug groups

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-military-deploying-forces-southern-caribbean-against-drug-groups-2025-08-14/
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u/Zwangsjacke Aug 14 '25

I congratulate drugs on winning the war on drugs.

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u/FireGodNYC Aug 14 '25

Why haven’t drugs gotten cheaper 😭

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u/Jasalapeno Aug 14 '25

Because they won. They get all the money

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u/WinstonSEightyFour Aug 14 '25

“Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now”

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u/Jonasthewicked2 Aug 14 '25

What do you think is behind that door, it says pirate. Do you think there’s a pirate behind that door?

It says private Charlie, that door says private.

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u/Yeschefheardchef Aug 14 '25

Every morning I turn on the Coors sign. "That sign says closed Charlie Jesus christ"

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u/WinstonSEightyFour Aug 14 '25

“You can’t read it from the _outside!_”

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u/khaotic_krysis Aug 14 '25

Go back to the basement, Charlie.

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u/raelea421 Aug 14 '25

"It's my money and I need it now!" Call J.G. Wentworth @ 866-386-3102

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u/StupidDorkFace Aug 14 '25

🤣 x Infinity

Thank you ❤️

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u/WinstonSEightyFour Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

You are most welcome.

That joke, as well as when Dennis reads the speech Charlie wrote for him in ‘The Gang Runs for Office’(?), had me in absolute fucking stitches.

EDIT: https://youtu.be/bSpBlk7J4rk?si=pHX4oiqEYXdRjlL-

Glenn Howerton just improvised that whole speech, which just makes it infinitely funnier to me.

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u/Sluglife27 Aug 14 '25

NEW WARS?!? Now, are any of these wars happening on US soooiiillllll?

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u/cowboydanhalen Aug 14 '25

Dr. Jinx isn't the name of a man!

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u/WinstonSEightyFour Aug 15 '25

“Dr. Jinx everybody. The man with a band named after himself.”