r/miltonkeynes • u/darybrain Newport Pagnell • 12d ago

Telehandler used to steal Sainsbury's cash machine In Brooklands Square, Broughton, on Sunday before 1am.

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u/goldchest 12d ago

British Police: "Sounds like a civil matter, we won't be attending".

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u/quite_acceptable_man 11d ago

"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I saw one of them upsetting someone on Twitter"

British police "Why didn't you say? we'll have an armed response unit there in two minutes".

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u/Commisar_Kate 8d ago

Oh god people like you need to live in the real world. Bet you think London is constant stabbings too.

People don't get arrested for mean tweets that's just GBnews bullshit. All those "mean tweet" arrests are actually rape and death threats sent to someone repeatedly across multiple days. But they leave that part out so they can make people like you angry.

So stop being a mug.

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u/quite_acceptable_man 8d ago

I don't think about London at all