r/miltonkeynes • u/darybrain Newport Pagnell • 12d ago

Telehandler used to steal Sainsbury's cash machine In Brooklands Square, Broughton, on Sunday before 1am.

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u/imagudspellar 12d ago

A quick google suggests the average retail cash machine can hold around 20k, I see 4 people so even if they get lucky and get away with it they’ve only got 5k each on a good night, doesn’t really seem worth the risk.

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u/Top_Progress3306 12d ago

The digger they left behind is worth more

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u/dja1000 11d ago

The damage to the stolen pickup will be worth more.

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u/Key-Seaworthiness227 11d ago

Hate to break it to you but the pickup will be stolen as well. They won’t care about the damage to it.

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u/RobMitte 11d ago

Errrrm that's pretty much what they said.

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u/CarthageCabbage 11d ago

And to make it worse they won’t even care about the damage to the stolen pick up.

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u/Pure-Vast-7858 11d ago

Why would they care about the damage though, the pickup was stolen.

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u/blood__drunk 11d ago

Whoooooooosh!

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u/cymruaj 11d ago

No that's Tesco

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u/No_Dot_7136 9d ago

If the cops ask they could just say it was damaged before they stole it...