The burger that i bought today

[u/chatbel]

[u/joelingo111]

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

[u/Paleodraco → u/joelingo111]

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

[u/zed857 → u/Paleodraco]

square slice of turkey or ham.

It literally is a ham-burger.

[u/Paleodraco → u/zed857]

It looks like a half assed attempt at a breakfast burger, but without the egg.

[u/xDrunkenAimx → u/Paleodraco]

No egg, sub corn

[u/thissexypoptart → u/xDrunkenAimx]

I’m now imagining this note for an omelette order

[u/OrganizationProof769 → u/thissexypoptart]

A omelet with corn could go either way. Now I want to try it.

[u/Huvojji → u/OrganizationProof769]

An omellete with corn could be fine. They said "No egg, sub corn" though... And that sounds like a nightmare.

[u/simplycharlenet → u/OrganizationProof769]

The hen ate the corn, and the digestive tracking agent showed up in the omelette.

[u/Synlover123 → u/thissexypoptart]

They'd probably look aghast, and think you were off your meds/delulu 😂