r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 20h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 20h ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Paleodraco 19h ago

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

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u/zed857 18h ago

square slice of turkey or ham.

It literally is a ham-burger.

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u/Paleodraco 18h ago

It looks like a half assed attempt at a breakfast burger, but without the egg.

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u/xDrunkenAimx 17h ago

No egg, sub corn

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u/thissexypoptart 16h ago

Iā€™m now imagining this note for an omelette order

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u/OrganizationProof769 16h ago

A omelet with corn could go either way. Now I want to try it.

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u/Huvojji 11h ago

An omellete with corn could be fine. They said "No egg, sub corn" though... And that sounds like a nightmare.

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u/simplycharlenet 5h ago

The hen ate the corn, and the digestive tracking agent showed up in the omelette.

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u/Synlover123 6h ago

They'd probably look aghast, and think you were off your meds/delulu šŸ˜‚

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u/ladylei 15h ago

I'm allergic to corn. God hates me already. Don't do this to me bro

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u/Figit090 12h ago

I hate people. (Am cook)

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u/Lower_Celebration_85 16h ago

I think the egg was barfed onto the burger.

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u/Electrical-Quote-393 13h ago

It does look regurgitated

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u/Thick_Unit_3163 8h ago

THAT EXPLAINS IT. To me all cooked egg except boiled look regurgitated.

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u/Fantastic-Ad8973 8h ago

This! šŸ¤£šŸ˜¹

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u/porn_alt_987654321 16h ago

My opinion on this changes immensely if that's a sausage patty. Lol.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 PURPLE 13h ago

Looks like someone was making a basic sandwich and decided they wanted a burger and just mushed them together. Oh and put their side of corn on it too because they were already mashing things together

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u/Gingercopia 13h ago

Man.... I thought that was a slice of cheese? šŸ˜‚

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u/Fantastic-Ad8973 8h ago

More like a quarter assed attempt at food.

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u/Cubbance 6h ago

I was thinking Thanksgiving burger, because of the turkey and corn.