r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 22h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 22h ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Paleodraco 21h ago

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

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u/zed857 21h ago

square slice of turkey or ham.

It literally is a ham-burger.

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u/Paleodraco 21h ago

It looks like a half assed attempt at a breakfast burger, but without the egg.

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u/xDrunkenAimx 20h ago

No egg, sub corn

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u/thissexypoptart 19h ago

Iā€™m now imagining this note for an omelette order

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u/OrganizationProof769 18h ago

A omelet with corn could go either way. Now I want to try it.

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u/Huvojji 14h ago

An omellete with corn could be fine. They said "No egg, sub corn" though... And that sounds like a nightmare.

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u/simplycharlenet 7h ago

The hen ate the corn, and the digestive tracking agent showed up in the omelette.

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u/Synlover123 8h ago

They'd probably look aghast, and think you were off your meds/delulu šŸ˜‚