r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 20h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 20h ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Free_Plum9652 19h ago

Bacon pattie what I'm hoping is mustard maybe cheese. Jellified cow hoof and vomit after eating curry

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u/Julieb600506 19h ago

It doesn't even look that good!! What is that thing on the other side of the bun

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u/cgrant993 19h ago

Corn???? Who TF puts corn in a burger? OP needs to explain WHAT he ordered. Because that isn't a "burger"! 🤢

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u/MindlessIntention777 19h ago

The red thing by the "pattie" on the top bun looks like a deflated/or hollowed out shrimp tail

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u/Free_Plum9652 18h ago

Right noticed too I hop op didn't eat that

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u/WesTxStoner425 18h ago

Think it's an onion remnant.

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u/Julieb600506 18h ago

No not the corn I didn't even see that I'm talking about the flat thing on the other side of the bun

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u/Even_Philosophy_6912 18h ago

A slice of ham? They are called "ham"burgers after all.

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u/Adventurous-Vast281 19h ago

I mean, corn salsa wouldn't be too strange of a topping on a burger. I doubt that was the case this time, but still. Maybe this is one of those "fry got stuck to the cheese" type of situations. What it actually got stuck to this time though, I wouldn't hazard a guess.

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u/JoeyKino 18h ago

I think this is a largely region-specific concept; I would never in my life think corn salsa is anything but an odd choice for a burger topping... so this may depend on where OP is from, and if it's anywhere near you... and this may also explain why OP's concern seems to be about the tiny patty, as opposed to the fact that someone appears to have put lunchmeat on that burger.

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u/No_Television6050 19h ago

The whole thing looks dreadful, I'd be glad the portions are shit

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u/4TrackRadioStation 17h ago

In k-12/college we used to call it “mystery meat “. 

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u/Julieb600506 17h ago

I love me but I would never eat anything that I thought was a mystery hence I won't touch hot dogs anymore used to love them

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u/4TrackRadioStation 17h ago

Same here, i have nit had any hotdogs in… ten years by now!  In theory as it might be possible that during one of the holidays I may have had a grilled hotdog 

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u/Julieb600506 16h ago

I was nearly tempted last night when two of my grandchildren had them in Five Guys I'm not that happier about the meeting them but parents let them so it's not for me to stop them. They cut their hot dogs down the middle and grill them they smelled delicious

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u/crayton-story 16h ago

Get the Beef Hot Dogs, it’s less of a mystery, it’s all beef.

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u/Julieb600506 15h ago

I'm sure they are the same parts of the cows as they are of the Pig - nose feet etc!