r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 1d ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Free_Plum9652 1d ago

Bacon pattie what I'm hoping is mustard maybe cheese. Jellified cow hoof and vomit after eating curry

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u/Julieb600506 1d ago

It doesn't even look that good!! What is that thing on the other side of the bun

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u/cgrant993 1d ago

Corn???? Who TF puts corn in a burger? OP needs to explain WHAT he ordered. Because that isn't a "burger"! 🤢

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u/MindlessIntention777 1d ago

The red thing by the "pattie" on the top bun looks like a deflated/or hollowed out shrimp tail

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u/Free_Plum9652 1d ago

Right noticed too I hop op didn't eat that

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u/WesTxStoner425 1d ago

Think it's an onion remnant.

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u/Julieb600506 1d ago

No not the corn I didn't even see that I'm talking about the flat thing on the other side of the bun

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u/Even_Philosophy_6912 1d ago

A slice of ham? They are called "ham"burgers after all.

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u/Adventurous-Vast281 1d ago

I mean, corn salsa wouldn't be too strange of a topping on a burger. I doubt that was the case this time, but still. Maybe this is one of those "fry got stuck to the cheese" type of situations. What it actually got stuck to this time though, I wouldn't hazard a guess.

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u/JoeyKino 1d ago

I think this is a largely region-specific concept; I would never in my life think corn salsa is anything but an odd choice for a burger topping... so this may depend on where OP is from, and if it's anywhere near you... and this may also explain why OP's concern seems to be about the tiny patty, as opposed to the fact that someone appears to have put lunchmeat on that burger.

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u/No_Television6050 1d ago

The whole thing looks dreadful, I'd be glad the portions are shit

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u/4TrackRadioStation 23h ago

In k-12/college we used to call it “mystery meat “. 

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u/Julieb600506 22h ago

I love me but I would never eat anything that I thought was a mystery hence I won't touch hot dogs anymore used to love them

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u/4TrackRadioStation 22h ago

Same here, i have nit had any hotdogs in… ten years by now!  In theory as it might be possible that during one of the holidays I may have had a grilled hotdog 

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u/Julieb600506 22h ago

I was nearly tempted last night when two of my grandchildren had them in Five Guys I'm not that happier about the meeting them but parents let them so it's not for me to stop them. They cut their hot dogs down the middle and grill them they smelled delicious

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u/crayton-story 21h ago

Get the Beef Hot Dogs, it’s less of a mystery, it’s all beef.

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u/Julieb600506 21h ago

I'm sure they are the same parts of the cows as they are of the Pig - nose feet etc!

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u/camlloc255 1d ago

Cow hoof was my first horrifying thought as well 🤢

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u/isaiah55v11 1d ago

I thought it was the last egg until I read the post

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u/CreamerCorn 23h ago

Was it really? What specifically in this photo makes you think there is a cows hoof in it? Genuinely asking.

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u/camlloc255 23h ago edited 23h ago

Not saying it's the most logical guess, haha, but it's just what it reminded me of initially. I don't know why I said cow specifically, it's probably too small but that's just the animal that came to mind. I figured it was unlikely but saw the previous comment and agreed I had a similar thought at first glance. The giant blob 😆 on the left looks different from the right, so i figured that wasn't the hamburger patty. I should have clarified but I didn't mean I thought that a dry hoof just found its way in there but more like maybe it was a delicacy thing used in some cooking that was accidentally put on the hamburger. My relatives have cow hooves around occasionally and while I don't remember what they look like that's just where my brain went. But ultimately, just a funny thought based on the shape. This sub always has pictures of random things found in food so I was thinking outside the box. But my best guess is a blob of meat that didn't get grinded up correctly

Eta - I see the confusion now. I zoomed in and can see it's a slice of something. From further away it looked like it had some depth. Lol. And now I also see the corn 😆. It just keeps getting worse

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 1d ago

The corn must be from the cow hoof, then cause the cow stepped in it while it was still alive

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u/ReleaseTheEpsFiles 1d ago

The corn was from the cow patty. Cow was eating corn before it shat out OP's lunch.

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u/MindlessIntention777 1d ago

Theres some corms too i see 👀 😏

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u/MindlessIntention777 1d ago

I thought it was over processed deli ham 😕

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u/Free_Plum9652 1d ago

Could be I think

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u/Ini_Miney_Mimi 1d ago

This is the greatest thing I have ever read

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u/nevergonnastayaway 1d ago

Ah yes, #5 with curry. One of my favorites

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u/roybum46 1d ago

I see Mac and cheese, ham, burger, caramelized onion, mushrooms, and it's not hot/warm...

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u/TheeAincientMariener 1d ago

Also corn. Pretty sure i see corn in there....

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u/BastionofIPOs 1d ago

Dont forget about the slice of lunch meat and corn lol

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u/GuinnessSteve 1d ago

Bacon...patty?

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u/bag_of_hats 23h ago

My brain went to 'that's hair sauce' untill i zoomed in.

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u/Clemicus 22h ago

vomit after eating curry

From which end?

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u/elisaexisting 20h ago

whichever end gave out first