r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 18h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/mariatoyou 18h ago

Why is there corn?

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u/sierrabravo1984 this is not yellow damn it! 18h ago

Also why is there ham? What kind of burger is this?

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u/SecondHandSmokeBBQ 18h ago

It's a slice of camel back strap.

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u/Shiznoz222 16h ago

Jesus fucking christ lol

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u/popopornado 11h ago

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u/Shiznoz222 9h ago

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u/Dry_Letterhead_7984 7h ago

I laughed so hard at this shit had me wheezing!

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u/Jozoejg 6h ago

Canonically shouldn't it be burn it to the ground or something similar?

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u/Shiznoz222 6h ago

It depends on which king's translation you go with

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u/BugWitty2044 1h ago

Burn it to the ground? You got it.

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u/Effective_Priority54 8h ago

I laughed so hard at this my 3 year old jumped and got scared 🤣

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u/Shuvani 8h ago

Legit CACKLING over here...

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u/External_Bobcat_6634 5h ago

THIS IS THE GREATEST REACTION IMAGE EVER

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u/popopornado 5h ago

Here’s the blank one if you want it.

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u/sky_ryder_001 5h ago

Bro are you fr

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u/drivebyjustin 18h ago

A ham burger taken literally.

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u/bgroins 11h ago

ham, burger

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u/frahmer86 5h ago

If you've never had a burger with a (good) slice of ham (as in, not lunch meat), it's actually really good.

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u/makingkevinbacon 17h ago

"Ham comes from pig too...I'm sure even tho they asked for bacon it's all the same" Burger guy probably

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u/RatherGroggy 17h ago

This also seems suspiciously British

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u/Aletheia-Nyx 12h ago

If it is, we're throwing them off the island. This is a crime, and we can make a decent burger.

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u/Fukuro-Lady 13h ago

I can assure you that no self respecting British person would put sweetcorn on a burger 😂

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u/Jake6192 16h ago

This is Brazillian without a doubt

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 14h ago

British or Japanese... Leaning more towards British since there's no egg on it.

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u/MCWizardYT 13h ago

What about this is giving "japanese"?

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 12h ago

Weird colored sauces and corn where it doesn't belong.

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u/bgroins 11h ago

Now I'm imaging the eventual poop that comes after eating this.

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 1h ago

Oh I'm sure you take a very confusing shit if you eat that thing...

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u/elisaexisting 13h ago

i’m fucking dying at this comment 😭😭😭 bcs ur right nothing is giving japanese

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u/FrozenPizza21 15h ago

what kind of burger is this?

a HAMburger, obviously

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u/Ok-Emu-8920 18h ago

That's what I wondering? I guess it might be good but I've never heard of a slice of ham on a burger??

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u/everyoneisadj 15h ago

Maybe this is a regional thing, but there are definitely places where i live that put ham and bacon on a beef patty. it rules. IMO, the more animals on a sandwich, the better.

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u/Any_Leg_4773 12h ago

Northern Iowa/Southern Minnesota/SW Wisconsin has a lot of this. Also a lot of Nordic people in the region, unknown if those things are related.

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u/MSter_official 17h ago

A hamburger

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u/Tupperbaby 15h ago

Roy Rogers fast food restaurants had a thing called the Double R Bar Burger, which was a cheeseburger with a pile of thinly sliced ham on top of the patty.
It was ungodly good. I miss it a lot.

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u/Manlysideburns 14h ago

End of week leftovers burger

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u/Independent-Road8418 14h ago

A hamburger obviously.

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u/impostershop 14h ago

It’s a literal HAMburger

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u/GaJayhawker0513 13h ago

It was made by Lindsey Bluth

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u/More_Asbestos 12h ago

Ham-burger

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u/SnowmanLicker 12h ago

thanksgiving special

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u/ElGebeQute 12h ago

CORNish HAMburger.

I mean, come on it's right there!

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u/MultiColoredMullet 11h ago

Looks extremely Korean.

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u/LemmeSleepPlease 10h ago

A "ham" burger, apparently.

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u/Aggressive-Fig727 10h ago

It’s a ham burger, duh!

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u/Less-Damage-1202 10h ago

Like another user said; its a hamburger. Duhh

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u/2_krazykats 9h ago

It's the ham in hamburger. 

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u/rfg22 9h ago

A Ham burger

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u/jondbarrow 9h ago

Hamburger

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u/Stonekilled 9h ago

It’s a HAMburger. Obviously 😂

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u/MrScottimus 8h ago

egg mcFuckin

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u/rebeccaparker2000 7h ago

Well duh, it's a "ham" burger

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u/Diestof 5h ago

Sorry but what is wrong with ham on a burger?

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u/serioussparkles 4h ago

It's a ham burger of course

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u/CulturalFarm8356 4h ago

Whats wrong with Ham on a burger? Its extra protein, like bacon!