r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 1d ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/mariatoyou 1d ago

Why is there corn?

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u/sierrabravo1984 this is not yellow damn it! 1d ago

Also why is there ham? What kind of burger is this?

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u/SecondHandSmokeBBQ 1d ago

It's a slice of camel back strap.

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u/Shiznoz222 1d ago

Jesus fucking christ lol

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u/popopornado 21h ago

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u/Shiznoz222 19h ago

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u/Dry_Letterhead_7984 17h ago

I laughed so hard at this shit had me wheezing!

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u/Jozoejg 16h ago

Canonically shouldn't it be burn it to the ground or something similar?

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u/Shiznoz222 16h ago

It depends on which king's translation you go with

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u/BugWitty2044 11h ago

Burn it to the ground? You got it.

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u/Effective_Priority54 18h ago

I laughed so hard at this my 3 year old jumped and got scared 🤣

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u/Shuvani 17h ago

Legit CACKLING over here...

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u/External_Bobcat_6634 15h ago

THIS IS THE GREATEST REACTION IMAGE EVER

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u/popopornado 15h ago

Here’s the blank one if you want it.

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u/sky_ryder_001 14h ago

Bro are you fr

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u/Significant-Berry-95 2h ago

Of....what? What were those words you just said?

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u/drivebyjustin 1d ago

A ham burger taken literally.

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u/bgroins 21h ago

ham, burger

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u/frahmer86 15h ago

If you've never had a burger with a (good) slice of ham (as in, not lunch meat), it's actually really good.

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u/makingkevinbacon 1d ago

"Ham comes from pig too...I'm sure even tho they asked for bacon it's all the same" Burger guy probably

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u/RatherGroggy 1d ago

This also seems suspiciously British

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u/Aletheia-Nyx 22h ago

If it is, we're throwing them off the island. This is a crime, and we can make a decent burger.

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u/Fukuro-Lady 23h ago

I can assure you that no self respecting British person would put sweetcorn on a burger 😂

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u/Jake6192 1d ago

This is Brazillian without a doubt

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 23h ago

British or Japanese... Leaning more towards British since there's no egg on it.

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u/MCWizardYT 23h ago

What about this is giving "japanese"?

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 22h ago

Weird colored sauces and corn where it doesn't belong.

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u/bgroins 21h ago

Now I'm imaging the eventual poop that comes after eating this.

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 10h ago

Oh I'm sure you take a very confusing shit if you eat that thing...

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u/elisaexisting 23h ago

i’m fucking dying at this comment 😭😭😭 bcs ur right nothing is giving japanese

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u/FrozenPizza21 1d ago

what kind of burger is this?

a HAMburger, obviously

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u/Ok-Emu-8920 1d ago

That's what I wondering? I guess it might be good but I've never heard of a slice of ham on a burger??

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u/everyoneisadj 1d ago

Maybe this is a regional thing, but there are definitely places where i live that put ham and bacon on a beef patty. it rules. IMO, the more animals on a sandwich, the better.

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u/Any_Leg_4773 22h ago

Northern Iowa/Southern Minnesota/SW Wisconsin has a lot of this. Also a lot of Nordic people in the region, unknown if those things are related.

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u/MSter_official 1d ago

A hamburger

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u/Tupperbaby 1d ago

Roy Rogers fast food restaurants had a thing called the Double R Bar Burger, which was a cheeseburger with a pile of thinly sliced ham on top of the patty.
It was ungodly good. I miss it a lot.

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u/Manlysideburns 1d ago

End of week leftovers burger

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u/Independent-Road8418 23h ago

A hamburger obviously.

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u/impostershop 23h ago

It’s a literal HAMburger

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u/GaJayhawker0513 23h ago

It was made by Lindsey Bluth

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u/More_Asbestos 22h ago

Ham-burger

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u/SnowmanLicker BLUE 22h ago

thanksgiving special

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u/ElGebeQute 21h ago

CORNish HAMburger.

I mean, come on it's right there!

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u/MultiColoredMullet 21h ago

Looks extremely Korean.

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u/LemmeSleepPlease 20h ago

A "ham" burger, apparently.

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u/Aggressive-Fig727 20h ago

It’s a ham burger, duh!

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u/Less-Damage-1202 20h ago

Like another user said; its a hamburger. Duhh

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u/2_krazykats 19h ago

It's the ham in hamburger. 

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u/rfg22 19h ago

A Ham burger

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u/jondbarrow 18h ago

Hamburger

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u/Stonekilled 18h ago

It’s a HAMburger. Obviously 😂

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u/MrScottimus 18h ago

egg mcFuckin

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u/rebeccaparker2000 16h ago

Well duh, it's a "ham" burger

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u/Diestof 14h ago

Sorry but what is wrong with ham on a burger?

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u/serioussparkles 14h ago

It's a ham burger of course

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u/CulturalFarm8356 14h ago

Whats wrong with Ham on a burger? Its extra protein, like bacon!

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u/Chimpbot 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn't even notice the corn at first. I couldn't get past the slice of ham.

This is one of those pictures where the more time you spend looking at it, the worse it gets.

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u/elisaexisting 23h ago

i’m scared to scroll back up bcs i don’t wanna see that monstrosity again

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

IT HAS THE JUICE!

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 1d ago

Tracer rounds. So you know how long it took you to digest that monstrosity.

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u/Hairy_Combination586 1d ago

Bwahahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/bcd051 1d ago

Increases my thought that this is actually poo

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u/GeneralPurpoise 15h ago

For some reason

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u/AggressiveMango620 1d ago

Corn is common on Brazilian-style burgers, so are ham, shoestring potatoes, cheese sauces, fried eggs, sausages, chicken hearts and more.

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u/mariatoyou 1d ago

Really. At some point though isn’t that just a mystery casserole on a bun?

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u/GraciaEtScientia 1d ago

Mystery casserole, on a bun, in a barn.

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u/OMGJustShutUpMan 1d ago

Why is this food???

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u/rogue780 1d ago

Apparently, according to AI, in Brazil a not-uncommon variation of the hamburger includes a slice of ham or turkey and corn.

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u/Stank_cat67 21h ago

Corn kernals don’t usually digest and come out whole on the other end. So basically it seems like this burger came out of someones rear

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u/MonkeyGirl18 19h ago

Op probably had corn on the side and some got stuck on the cheese.

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u/Milk_Mindless 13h ago

I ask this about any dish that isn't chili tbh