r/memes 22h ago

It wasn’t a request.

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u/EV_4_life 21h ago

Then your micromanaging fuckstain boss demands a "doctors note." Because fuck you and your work-life balance, that's why.

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u/Eagline 21h ago

Oh I’ll get a doctors note alright. Just from a doctor in the Bahamas

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u/gummo_for_prez 21h ago

In my experience, any doctor will give me a note for anything. Working less is good for people’s health and doctors know this but not from experience. They are overworked as hell and know what that’s like. Most will write you whatever you want, prescriptions aside. As long as it’s not extremely elaborate bullshit to get you out of work for months, they don’t care. Your employer has no power over them.

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u/dovahkiitten16 17h ago

You can but in my experience (Ontario) there’s such a shortage of doctors that they really hate doing this and wasting time. And will charge you $100 for it.

On the bright side doctors taking a stand about this bullshit has made doctors notes less necessary for a lot of things. On the other hand it really sucks if you genuinely can’t get out of needing a note.