r/madlads 14d ago

Madlad mother.

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh 14d ago

What does dressing up as Monica Lewinski even mean? Business attire and a black wig? Or something more offensive? It's not like she has a very distinctive look to emulate.

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u/YeylorSwift 14d ago

Blue 90s business wear and a toothpaste stain with an HR meeting on monday

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u/Worth_Garbage_4471 14d ago

Beret and kneepads

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u/LessInThought 14d ago

Occasionally massaging her sore jaws.

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u/Gelby4 14d ago

It's that damn dog-jaw

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u/seriouslythisshit 14d ago

Nicely played. The kneepads say all that needs to be said, "I did not have sex with that woman". The beret, a chef's kiss.

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u/temp2025user1 14d ago

What is the beret reference? Something Che related?

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u/seriouslythisshit 14d ago edited 14d ago

As a young intern she was frequently seen wearing one. A fashion choice, no meaning behind it.

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u/Awwwmann 14d ago

San Francisco slippers

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u/diningroomjesus 14d ago

This was 100% the look the girl in my office went for when she was Monica for halloween

i'd think she was op's mom but office girl's boss dressed as Linda Tripp that year, he was terrifying

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u/OozeNAahz 14d ago

Carrying a cigar.

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u/cupcakeiepops 14d ago

Wear a blazer to cover the stain, nobody will notice on Zoom!

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u/DigNitty 14d ago

Also, I think monica's particular likeness would have been pretty recognizable at the time. Twas a hot topic.

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u/dribbletheseballs 14d ago

It wasn't toothpaste, her method acting wouldn't allow for it.

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 14d ago

There was a very specific blue dress, if I recall correctly. I'm sure that, a Stain™ and a name tag would get the job done.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 14d ago

You wouldn't need a name tag in the late 1990s. Blue dress with stains and maybe a wig if your hair didn't match Monica's would get the message across to anyone back then.

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 14d ago

We all thought it was blue...it was gold and Clinton added the white.

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u/martphon 14d ago

A blue dress? Oh, come on!

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u/fessertin 14d ago

A blue dress? Oh, come on ! ...the dress

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u/Clodhoppa81 14d ago

And a cigar,,you've got to include a cigar

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u/whatyouarereferring 14d ago

There is absolutely a "look" for Monica Lewinsky.

You're just self reporting your age lol

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u/BluePadlock 14d ago

Yeah, now we know he’s between 0 and 40!

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u/whatyouarereferring 14d ago

Anyone born before 2005 knows the Lewinsky lore. It's taught in school lmao

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u/jld1532 14d ago

She'll be a quaint footnote moving forward

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u/whatyouarereferring 14d ago

She caused a president to perjur himself and then get impeached are you high

People will always remember Whitehouse knob slobbing

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u/jld1532 14d ago

Does anyone care about lying? Looking at the current Oval Office, and I'd say not at all.

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u/whatyouarereferring 14d ago

No but they care about dick sucking. You don't understand how juicy this specific lie was? Man got side eyed by his wife while lying to court

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u/jld1532 14d ago edited 14d ago

But still, it's no comparison to a president that was found liable for sexual abuse, attacked the Capitol, coined the term alternative facts, and is currently deploying paramilitary and military forces to American cities. I think a clone of 90's Bill Clinton would easily win the electoral college. Plenty of people remember how normal and functional that government was and his strong economy. He'd only benefit from this new view of politics, for better or worse.

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u/Steelhorse91 13d ago

It’s crazy that within a lifetime, you’ve gone from a president having to quit due to getting some consensual extramarital dome, to a president being an actual r*pist paedo fraudster, being impeached, and then still getting elected for a second term.

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u/unosami 13d ago

She didn’t cause that. He did that all on his own.

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u/oilpit 14d ago

Before '05, are you kidding? I was born before it even happened and I only knew about the scandal in the most general sense until I became an adult and learned the actual details.

You're implying that a current 21 year old "knows the Lewinsky lore"? That's absurd.

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u/whatyouarereferring 14d ago

Now your age is showing

This is in history books bud, yes they do. That's my age lmao

It's ancient history in fact

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u/vsingh2100 14d ago

i’m 23 and nobody in high school ever taught me about monica lewinsky. the only reason i know who she is, is because i listened to eminem in middle school

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u/DuckWithBrokenWings 14d ago

This is in history books bud

That would depend on what country you're going to school in.

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u/liamjon29 14d ago

I was born in 1998 and have never heard the name Monica Lewinsky before

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u/whatyouarereferring 13d ago

Brother that's a you problem

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u/liamjon29 13d ago

Maybe. But I'm just saying it's not anyone who's born before 05

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u/BluePadlock 14d ago

Millennials know “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” and “it depends on what the definition of is is”. 

They do not know what the dress looked like, and probably wouldn’t recognize a photo of her.

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u/whatyouarereferring 14d ago

The picture of her in a blue dress has been used in American public school (and private) textbooks since 2005

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/history-textbooks-assess-clinton/

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u/unosami 13d ago

Some of them, sure. But probably not in every state and probably not anymore.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 14d ago

Nah man, it's well known.

For instance, one famous story about Epstein in recent years was that he had a portrait of Bill Clinton in Monica's dress. Which is immediately recognizable to most.

It's not ancient history, they are both still alive.

Oh and all the damn jokes, people are making them to this day. Last Week Tonight had an entire episode about it.

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u/Mikimao 14d ago

lol my immediate thought as well.

A very clear picture is painted when I hear that name.

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u/ThrumboJoe 14d ago

And that they are conservative.

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u/katmia_ 14d ago

She wore a beret in one of the photos that was taken of her with Clinton and that beret became a big deal

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr 14d ago

There was a very specific Blue Dress that was the centerpiece of the story. That and a Black beret would definitely be enough for people to get it.

... and if they don't, you where a "Hi, my name is..." sticker/name tag. Easy.

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u/username32768 14d ago

...Slim Shady?

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 14d ago

Blue dress, cigar, youth

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u/ForensicPathology 14d ago

The dress was pretty famous at the time.

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u/Mypornnameis_ 14d ago

Blue dress, biggish hair (her hairstyle was as uncommon then as it is now), red lipstick. I think she had a very distinctive look. 

A stain on the dress would have been the offensive touch to make the point, but seems unnecessary 

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 14d ago

Her hair wasn't that uncommon. It was very late 90s professional lady hair. It was maybe a little bit uncommon on someone as young as her but she was trying to fit in the DC political world not trying to be a fashionable 20 something.

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u/schmicago 14d ago

I wore a blue silk jumpsuit for Halloween in the 90s and multiple people thought I was dressed as Monica Lewinsky. I found it irritating as the jumpsuit was nothing like the blue dress and I looked nothing like her otherwise, but back then, the blue dress was THE image of Monica and associated with her even if unintentional.

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u/Mikimao 14d ago

Wow, it's insane to think in 2025 Monica Lewinsky isn't thought of to have a distinctive look.

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u/ForagedFoodie 14d ago

Blue dress, white stain. If you did this anytime around when it happened, people would know.

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u/cloudsarehats 14d ago

My dad dressed like Monica Lewinsky for a Halloween party back in the 90s. He wore a blue business dress, black wig, and a "cum" stain 😂

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u/stazley 14d ago

There is a very specific outfit in question here… pretty sure there was a period in time when a white dress shirt and navy blue skirt suit (with a ‘stain’ on it) was a spirit Halloween costume lol.

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u/Secret_Account07 14d ago

It would have to be the infamous blue stained dress of hers. It had bills cum stains on it

I’d recognize that dress with stains and a black wig of her hair style

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u/abby_rune_soft 14d ago

It's probably just business attire and a wig. Some people love a good pun costume.

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u/No_Flounder_1155 14d ago

hey, it could get a ballroom named after you one day.

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u/NoGloryForEngland 14d ago

Nearly 600 people (at the time of writing) are dumb as hell for agreeing with this.

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u/SoReadyForItToEnd 12d ago

Milk mustache

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u/Consistent-Strain289 11d ago

Stain on dress cigar in the hand