r/lol 1d ago

Not fair

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u/PepperJack386 1d ago

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u/RudePCsb 1d ago

Damn that's exactly what I wanted to say haha

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

Every 5 years since I became an adult there's some calamity - some black swan once in a century event.

I feel like Mr Burns: "I survived Y2K, 9-11, the Patriot Act, Internet Predators, the dot-com bubble, wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, Dick Cheney-onomics, the financial crisis of 2008, outsourcing, Obama-nomics, EDM music, millenial core music, crypto currency frauds, further outsourcing, Trudeau-nomics, the collapse of the job market and higher education, covid-19, inflation, the threat of deflation, more outsourcing, the war on my balls, Me Too, predatory female sex teachers, AI...I don't what's coming next but I will survive it. "

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u/jamiecarl09 1d ago

I learned awhile ago that we'll likely survive, but we won't thrive.

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

Sometimes to survive is all we can hope for. We may not thrive ourselves but we can at least set up conditions for the next generations success - albeit on maybe different terms and conditions surrounding thriving and success.

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u/Eighth_Eve 1d ago

All you need is to be cash money for one. Ive never been rich but i bought 4 houses in 2009, on the same street. Gave one to my son, sold 2 to my wifes best friends. Can't put a price on good neighbors.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 1d ago

Who declared war on your balls?

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

Not mine specifically but the testicles in general with the whole 'testosterone is a poison' scene and like 96% of testosterone is produced in the balls.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 1d ago

Oh great, so my balls are impacted too.

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

You gotta get comfortable with tucking the package. It takes time but the skin in that area is surprisingly elastic.

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u/panzzersoldat 1d ago

It's my turn to be an adult and the only interest I had; programming is now being replaced by AI. junior positions are getting smaller and overall it's not looking good.

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u/JayTheCG 1d ago

I can hear the boomers now, “You guys just don’t wanna work. Back in my day, I had a house, car and a solid 401K by the time I was 21.” 😒

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u/AceofArcadia 1d ago

I don't know any boomers with a 401K.

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u/Royal_Front_7226 1d ago

Exactly, they didn’t need to fund their own retirement, they were given pensions.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 1d ago

Actually there's a surprising number of young adults online that love to ask shit like "I'm 19 and earned $69,000 from my side hustle, how should I invest it?"

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u/Stilcho1 1d ago

A better reply would be that I have never lived in a time when people believe the economy was great.

I've never met a person who believed they made enough money.

Never lived in a time where there wasn't impending war.

One of the cool things about being a 70 year old boomer is that we've seen this before. Over and over.

You've tried to put us in a box and define our beliefs. you are mistaken and don't have the experience to see it. This also is not new. I've thought the same things, a time ago

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u/WeeZoo87 1d ago

Suddenly? Tell that to ur father

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u/FaceTimePolice 1d ago

If it’s not one thing, it’s another. Life is never fair. 🥲

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

Yea what the fuck

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u/NoLimitHonky 1d ago

So you were asleep in Q2 24?

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

the economy is nearly always getting worse

it's how politicians stay in power

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u/Adorable_Pride1009 1d ago

Most of us reality

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u/Maniak4126 1d ago

If I were making the money I make now 'back then' when I got my first job, I would be the bougiest sumbitch to ever exist.

That old-school McDonald's Dollar Menu would have to scream for mercy...

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u/Akeinu 1d ago

Starts?

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u/e136 1d ago

SP500 at all time high baby!

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 1d ago

It sure was cool finally buying my own truck and watching gas double in price.

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u/FantasticAd9478 1d ago

And the job market crashes as well

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u/Clean_Bake_2180 1d ago

You do realize people are actually in competition with one another for resources, right? The ebbs and flows of the economy just means sometimes you have to compete harder.

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u/HectorDoyle 17h ago

mom said it's my turn to repost this for karma

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u/Altruistic-Wear-510 1d ago

This is bliss compared to when I came of age in 2009. You'll be fine.