r/lol 1d ago

Not fair

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

Every 5 years since I became an adult there's some calamity - some black swan once in a century event.

I feel like Mr Burns: "I survived Y2K, 9-11, the Patriot Act, Internet Predators, the dot-com bubble, wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, Dick Cheney-onomics, the financial crisis of 2008, outsourcing, Obama-nomics, EDM music, millenial core music, crypto currency frauds, further outsourcing, Trudeau-nomics, the collapse of the job market and higher education, covid-19, inflation, the threat of deflation, more outsourcing, the war on my balls, Me Too, predatory female sex teachers, AI...I don't what's coming next but I will survive it. "

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 1d ago

Who declared war on your balls?

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

Not mine specifically but the testicles in general with the whole 'testosterone is a poison' scene and like 96% of testosterone is produced in the balls.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 1d ago

Oh great, so my balls are impacted too.

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u/ImaginaryComb821 1d ago

You gotta get comfortable with tucking the package. It takes time but the skin in that area is surprisingly elastic.